h e d i d n o t t h i n k i t t r o u g h .
michael sheen: they're best buddies!
david tennant: they're married
For those of you who don’t know, I’m a devotee of the Greek God Ares, Lord of war, rebellion, civil order, the protection and sacking of cities, etc etc fun times etc. I practice my religion in a mostly-reconstructionist fashion and therefore strive to be as historically accurate as reasonably possible.
I also happen to be female.
I mention this because I’ve seen a disturbing trend lately where people seem to be under the impression that Ares is a misogynist, or a rapist, or abuses or neglects or resents women or Goddesses. What I find particularly unfair about this belief is that not only is it completely false, but to the contrary, Ares is probably one of the most women-accepting of all the Theoi, the Greek Gods. More accepting, in fact, than several of the Goddesses.
So kindly allow me to take a moment and utterly debunk it.
Note: you may consider this post my standing challenge for anyone who thinks they can show that Ares hates women or rapes women or whatever to come to me, Soloontherocks, and try to prove it. But you’d better bring evidence.
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that's a must, i would have too :D
Mr. Arnold went back to grab the Doctor Who annual 😄
OMG YES THIS IS ADORABLE
Please consider...Izuku has a HUGE crush on Shouto, but is too 🐔💩 to actually do anything about. So he just stares hopelessly at Shouto, day in, and day out.
Mirio, as Izuku's "Official" Big Brother, teases Izuku about his crush on Shouto relentlessly (but kindly) and pesters him to talk to Shouto.
Eri (Izuku's "Official" Little Sister) watches all this with some confusion before quietly walking over to Shouto and asking him if he likes Izuku in the same way that Izuku likes Shouto.
Izuku's soul promptly leaves his body while Mirio falls to the ground laughing.
Shouto looks up at Izuku with a small and soft smile and answers, "Yes."
Omg I am considering, this is hilarious XD
'I don't get what the big idea is! You like him, he obviously likes you, just talk to the man.' Mirio's easy smile is amazing sometimes, but right now, Izuku wants to take Eri's highlighter and rub it all over his stupid face.
'Not everyone can confess to their best friend like it's the easiest thing in the world!' He says instead, waving his hands dramatically as a blush decorates his cheeks. 'T-Todoroki-kun and I are nothing like you and Amajiki-senpai! Also, be quiet, he's literally sitting over there!'
'I'm sorry? I can't hear you over all the excuses.' Mirio cups his ear, still grinning. 'Look, just go up to Todoroki and tell him you love him and want to kiss him and be boyfriends. What's the worst that could happen?'
'He could hate me forever for ruining our friendship.' Izuku turns back to the colouring book and presses down a little too hard with his pencil. He begins reciting a list of reasons why confessing is a bad idea, until realisation suddenly hits him. He turns his head to the empty seat next to him. 'Wait. Where's Eri?'
Mirio just smiles brighter, while Izuku frantically scans the common room, only to find her sitting in Todoroki's lap. He takes a moment to appreciate just how adorable they look - Todoroki's hand is supporting her waist while Eri plays with his hair - until he registers that she's just mouthed "Deku".
Oh no...
He immediately sprints over, using every ounce of control not to summon One for All, but it's too late.
'Deku-san thinks you're really handsome and wants to kiss you and he told Lemillion-san that he loves you and wants to be your boyfriend.' She twirls her own hair with her thumb, before sheepishly looking up at Todoroki. 'Do you love Deku-san the same way he loves you?'
Izuku promptly trips over his own two feet and slams face-first onto the floor in front of them, content to stay there for all of eternity.
Well, this is the end of our friendshi-
'Yeah.' A quiet, albeit confident voice fills the silence and Izuku looks up to find dichromatic eyes boring into his own, warm and kind, while a slight flame flickers from his scarred cheek. 'I do feel the same, Eri.'
'T-Todoroki-kun?' Izuku all but squeaks when a soft smile stretches across that beautiful face. He's distantly aware of Mirio's howling laughter several metres away, but tries to ignore it. 'Y-You l-love me too? Really?'
Todoroki raises an eyebrow, smile vanishing.
'Of course, Midoriya. I'm not gonna lie to a child.'
Logan: Ok, we just have to think straight to solve this…
Roman: But I’m—
Logan: Now is NOT the time
Patton: I’m not—
Logan: Not you too
Virgil: Logan, I—
Logan: NO
Janus: Bu-
Remus: I’m—
Logan: OKAY FINE EVERYONE THINK GAY JUST MAKE A PLAN
All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89
LONG fic charting the marauders’ time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus’ PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus’s father died and he was raised in a children’s home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant. 1971 - 1995
Liebestraum by lunchbucket
“Do you still have a lot of friends in the area, then?”
“None,” Remus answered simply, which felt much easier than explaining at the level of detail that the question actually deserved.
Ever Thus by WrappedUp
“Right, well I’d say it’s about time to put an end to this nonsense, wouldn’t you?” James nodded sagely. “You’ve obviously still got some things to chat through with him, but he will talk to you about it, Remus. He thinks the world of you, you know that. But the important thing is that you do talk because nothing’s going to get sorted if you just sit cry-wanking in your room.”
The world is excruciating and enthralling in equal measure. The gang try their hardest to navigate it as real, legitimate adults.
Blends by rvltn909
Words got in the way sometimes, but Remus got the sense Sirius knew what he was trying to say.
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Another coffee shop au.
Just What the Doctor Ordered by WrappedUp
This is the story of how Sirius Black finds a dog.
Except, it’s not really that.
This is the story of how Sirius Black finds a dog and meets a skilled veterinary surgeon with crinkly eyes and dimples in his cheeks.
Except, that’s not really it either.
This is the story of how Sirius black finds a dog, meets a skilled veterinary surgeon with crinkly eyes and dimples in his cheeks, and grows the fuck up (at least a little bit).
How Remus Got His Groove Back by RealityShowJunky
After two years of noncommittal sex:
Remus tells Sirius that he loves him. Sirius firmly rejects him. Remus tries to move on. Sirius is not happy.
OR
Remus Lupin becomes king of the cockroaches, Fabian Prewett writes a book, Gilderoy Lockhart is a catfish, and Sirius Black realizes he’s a fucking idiot.
Impossible Things by accioromulus
It was an impossible thing, living with Remus Lupin–but Sirius was doing it anyway.
Thats it for now!! I still have more for maybe a part 2. Hope this helps! x
I want to know:
How many times in season 2 do we think Aziraphale will have to miracle the memories of everyone standing in the streets? I mean, there's a naked angel at his doorstep AND an angry demon releasing lightning in the middle of the road?
this was f@cking amazing omg
Play God by RaaorQtpbpdy
Saiki discovers that his powers make him immortal. Decades later, at a funeral for his last remaining friend, he decides he might as well try playing god for a while. Maybe he’ll screw around and give humanity super powers.
Words: 3392, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: Saiki Kusuo, Yumehara Chiyo, Kaidou Shun, Kuboyasu Aren, Nendou Riki, Hairo Kineshi, Akechi Touma, Original Child Character(s), Toritsuka Reita, Other Characters Mentioned
Relationships: Minor or Background Relationship(s)
Additional Tags: Future Fic, the crossover is really only at the end, Reveal, Saiki tells his friends about his powers, Immortal Saiki Kusuo, Aromantic Asexual Saiki Kusuo, (Not explicitly stated), Immortality
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46679785
Todoroki Shoto idol version, inspired by heartwarming fan fiction written by @pleucas (you can find it below) 🔥🧊
yES PLEASE
god i love how crowley was like "you only call me for THREE reasons" and then proceeded to list three reasons so broad and all-encompassing that it made me feel like aziraphale probably calls him every day