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OMG YESS

I found the fourth image on Pinterest (credit to whoever the artist is) and just made me think of this prinxiety moment 💜❤️💜❤️

I find this a bit too hilarious for some reason 💀

My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

grumpy boi

He looks so goofy, I love him for that. Anyway, who wanna get tagged for future art posts?

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[Reblogs>Kudos]

“sevika found herself wondering how she even got here in the first place

not here, as in piltover

or here, as in on a seat in the council

but here, as in laying on a sofa more expensive than any item she’s ever seen in her life, as councilor mel medarda rested comfortably on top of her body.

the gold that decorated councilor medarda’s hand (which lazily traced the blue scars on sevika’s cheek) complemented her dark skin well. so well, that sevika felt the need to capture mel’s smaller hand in her larger one, bringing it to her lips for a kiss.”

idk why but this specific paragraph has been stuck in my head since i watched the finale, and i’m really feeling the urge to turn it into a melvika oneshot… but idk

The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

AWWW

difficulty focusing

So let's talk about Ares and women.

For those of you who don’t know, I’m a devotee of the Greek God Ares, Lord of war, rebellion, civil order, the protection and sacking of cities, etc etc fun times etc. I practice my religion in a mostly-reconstructionist fashion and therefore strive to be as historically accurate as reasonably possible.

I also happen to be female.

I mention this because I’ve seen a disturbing trend lately where people seem to be under the impression that Ares is a misogynist, or a rapist, or abuses or neglects or resents women or Goddesses. What I find particularly unfair about this belief is that not only is it completely false, but to the contrary, Ares is probably one of the most women-accepting of all the Theoi, the Greek Gods. More accepting, in fact, than several of the Goddesses.

So kindly allow me to take a moment and utterly debunk it.

Note: you may consider this post my standing challenge for anyone who thinks they can show that Ares hates women or rapes women or whatever to come to me, Soloontherocks, and try to prove it. But you’d better bring evidence.

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this was f@cking amazing omg

Play God

Play God by RaaorQtpbpdy

Saiki discovers that his powers make him immortal. Decades later, at a funeral for his last remaining friend, he decides he might as well try playing god for a while. Maybe he’ll screw around and give humanity super powers.

Words: 3392, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Saiki Kusuo, Yumehara Chiyo, Kaidou Shun, Kuboyasu Aren, Nendou Riki, Hairo Kineshi, Akechi Touma, Original Child Character(s), Toritsuka Reita, Other Characters Mentioned

Relationships: Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: Future Fic, the crossover is really only at the end, Reveal, Saiki tells his friends about his powers, Immortal Saiki Kusuo, Aromantic Asexual Saiki Kusuo, (Not explicitly stated), Immortality

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46679785

Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

OMG THIS IS AMAZING

dark and stormy knight