Do You Call It 'soulmate' Or 'I Could Recognize Him By Touch Alone, By Smell; I Would Know Him Blind,

Patton: If you don’t kiss your boyfriend on his tiny soft little forehead, what are you even doing?

Janus: Yelling at him for trying to eat plastic.

Crowley: And I do remember, oh, very clearly, the look on your face, Archangel Gabriel. When you told my only friendto shut his stupid mouth and die. And I… did not… care for it.

Common Egg-eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubridae, South Africa

photograph by Cristian Schneider

Logan: Ok, we just have to think straight to solve this…

Roman: But I’m—

Logan: Now is NOT the time

Patton: I’m not—

Logan: Not you too

Virgil: Logan, I—

Logan: NO

Janus: Bu-

Remus: I’m—

Logan: OKAY FINE EVERYONE THINK GAY JUST MAKE A PLAN

Part 2-B: Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s

EDIT: I am having troubles with this post, probably because it’s too long. So we are going to split it in half. Part 2-A is here.

This post is part of the @goodomenscelebration birthday week, for the prompt gifts, as a thank you to all the creators out there for bringing us such joy!

Also, a little late, but this is a celebration of my own for reaching 1k Tumblr followers! I do a lot of recs and reblogs of other creators (not just human AUs), which you can find here: Dannye’s fic recs and Dannye’s artist recs, and I am a writer of GO fanfiction myself (Ao3 HolyCatsAndRabbits)

Here is part 1 of the completed GO Human AUs

Mad Love by @soft-october-night (Ao3 soft_october), 2596 words, Rated G (A moves into a new flat and encounters a mystery - no spoilers!)

Make it with you by @naromoreau, 31664 words, Rated E (C and A are housemates who are fake-dating)

Making Separate Arrangements by @ineffablefool, 2090 words, Rated T (C is set up on a date with Michael, and meets their sibling A)

Measurements by @ulspi, 2840 words, Rated T (Tailor C and customer A)

Minor chords in a major key by @sani-86 (Ao3 Sani86), 51302 words, Rated T (C & A are teenage boarding school students)

Misty Mauve by MrsCaulfield, 43316 words, Rated M (Mill owner C and aristocrat A in the Victorian era)

no more unhandsome by @waywarder, 19812 words, Rated M (C & A are actors)

No Picture Can Express by @vateacancameos (Ao3 nutmeag83), 12138 words, Rated T (Florist C and bookshop owner A have neighboring shops)

Not As Planned by @zimvader0017, 2617 words, Rated G (Horticulturist C & bookshop owner A meet on a blind date)

Keep reading

these are so wholesome tho

Well not anymOre

Character Growth

And yes they’re okay with killing Luz at some point

Wolfstar Fic Recs

All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89 

LONG fic charting the marauders’ time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus’ PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus’s father died and he was raised in a children’s home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant. 1971 - 1995

Liebestraum by lunchbucket

“Do you still have a lot of friends in the area, then?”

“None,” Remus answered simply, which felt much easier than explaining at the level of detail that the question actually deserved.

Ever Thus by WrappedUp

“Right, well I’d say it’s about time to put an end to this nonsense, wouldn’t you?” James nodded sagely. “You’ve obviously still got some things to chat through with him, but he will talk to you about it, Remus. He thinks the world of you, you know that. But the important thing is that you do talk because nothing’s going to get sorted if you just sit cry-wanking in your room.”

The world is excruciating and enthralling in equal measure. The gang try their hardest to navigate it as real, legitimate adults.

Blends by rvltn909

Words got in the way sometimes, but Remus got the sense Sirius knew what he was trying to say.

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Another coffee shop au.

Just What the Doctor Ordered by WrappedUp

This is the story of how Sirius Black finds a dog.

Except, it’s not really that.

This is the story of how Sirius Black finds a dog and meets a skilled veterinary surgeon with crinkly eyes and dimples in his cheeks.

Except, that’s not really it either.

This is the story of how Sirius black finds a dog, meets a skilled veterinary surgeon with crinkly eyes and dimples in his cheeks, and grows the fuck up (at least a little bit).

How Remus Got His Groove Back by RealityShowJunky 

After two years of noncommittal sex:

Remus tells Sirius that he loves him. Sirius firmly rejects him. Remus tries to move on. Sirius is not happy.

OR

Remus Lupin becomes king of the cockroaches, Fabian Prewett writes a book, Gilderoy Lockhart is a catfish, and Sirius Black realizes he’s a fucking idiot.

Impossible Things by accioromulus

It was an impossible thing, living with Remus Lupin–but Sirius was doing it anyway.

Thats it for now!! I still have more for maybe a part 2. Hope this helps! x