Ideally Jk Rowling Will Be Next

anyone else get annoyed when there’s fics focused on ocs in the x reader #s?

like bae it’s not character x oc, it’s character x reader

and it’s not even like once every blue moon i see it i see ocs in the x reader tags all the time

atp it’s frustrating like there’s a tag for you but it’s not this one

“They made them a conveniently attractive twink omg ruined design yap yap”

FOOLS. ABSOLUTE DINGBATS YOU ALL ARE. CAN YOU NOT SEE ALL THE SYMBOLISM????

I will defend this design to the ends of the earth. Yes they’re hot, that’s merely a bonus.

1) that’s not a shirt that’s a fucking Galaxy under that suit. Mf has no body, just a vaguely body shaped void. Meaning floating head and hands that aren’t attached to anything. You take those clothes off and it’s the fucking void. They’re non binary AND sexless. Beyond any physical body, just shaped like it for fun.

2) the old bodies head dead in their hands and simultaneously birthing a foetus. That’s the circle of life, a rebirth, a metamorphosis. Chaos is above a god, they’re primordial. They don’t have a permanent appearance or identity. They’re ever changing. They look like this now, but if there were another game, they’d change again. They’re always changing, killing their old self and reshaping it. The wings have also moved and grown from the head to the back. Chaos expands indefinitely, bigger and unable to be contained in any way. They don’t even need wings, they can float. But they decided to have them anyway, just because. Because they can.

3) this is Ancient Greece. Suits don’t exist yet. Chaos took clothing from thousands of years in the future. They’re beyond time itself, they’re not effected by Chronos in any way. They’re in their own realm outside of time an space, they know things from the past, present and future.

4) the hair being the same colour as and long like many of their grandchildren, family resemblance there. Almost like they’re,,, missing them. Despite being this omnipresent being beyond human emotion, they still care in their own way. Copying them to feel some form of deeper connection.

5) the earth is an earring now. That’s how inconsequential it is to a being like chaos. It’s just there, an accessory, nothing special.

I could go on. Maybe I’m reading too deep into it but given the fact all the designs in the first and second games tend to have symbolism in them based on the myths the gods come from and what they represent, I don’t think I’m too insane for seeing symbolism here.

(Credit to @ costcochurros on X for the Google Sheet template)

This is what Sylus mains mean when we say that he's basically a P2W character. I could already tell that certain name wasn't appearing as much when cataloguing my whole wish history, but seeing the result layed out like this is really depressing. Other people have been comparing their rates and 11% seems to be the magic number.

Majority of those pulls are just 3 stars. This is what my 4 star pulls look like between LIs

If you want to clear content as a Sylus main or level up his affinity, you have to basically get every single one of his limited cards. With Caleb's upcoming release and no news of Sylus getting his missing content (and it looks like Caleb will be in the same boat of having 50% less than OG3), the drop pool is going to be even more diluted. The chances of pulling either of their cards are going to drop even lower.

Players have every right to be angry and disapointed. We're not asking for Sylus to have more content than other LIs, we just want him to have what others had at launch. We've heard all the excuses for why this is happening. "You'll just have to be patient, he'll get them eventually", "He's new so of course he has less content", "They couldn't make them due to production issues", "His release was rushed because of leaks". Paper doesn't seem to have any trouble pumping out limited cards every few weeks and Sylus isn't exactly new anymore. And the leak one is just blatantly false: it was only his teaser that was leaked, Sylus was always going to be released in July. People can glaze the company all they want, but Paper has had six months to fix this issue.

On a side note: can we also talk about how unfair bounty hunt is for Sylus. In order to get materials to level up those few memories you manage to scrounge up, you'll have to farm all three different crystal hunts. There's not enough exp bottles and gold to "waste" them on other LIs and all the yellow, purple and red crystals are collecting dust on your account.

That moment when you wanna talk about the super fun game that's about running a cult and killing gods to your irl peers but you live in the part of the US literally called the motherfucking bible belt.

House is such a horrible person I'm literally sitting over here kicking my legs back and forth giggling in boyish glee while he commits medical malpractices

Lol wtf! OP was DEFINITELY on microplastics when they wrote this....

First group shot of the characters from Ghost in the Machine :) Thanks to everyone who kept me company during the various streams <3

holy shit