Xhivvy - Xhivvy !

A true gentleman has no gym shorts dick outline

(Credit to @ costcochurros on X for the Google Sheet template)

This is what Sylus mains mean when we say that he's basically a P2W character. I could already tell that certain name wasn't appearing as much when cataloguing my whole wish history, but seeing the result layed out like this is really depressing. Other people have been comparing their rates and 11% seems to be the magic number.

Majority of those pulls are just 3 stars. This is what my 4 star pulls look like between LIs

If you want to clear content as a Sylus main or level up his affinity, you have to basically get every single one of his limited cards. With Caleb's upcoming release and no news of Sylus getting his missing content (and it looks like Caleb will be in the same boat of having 50% less than OG3), the drop pool is going to be even more diluted. The chances of pulling either of their cards are going to drop even lower.

Players have every right to be angry and disapointed. We're not asking for Sylus to have more content than other LIs, we just want him to have what others had at launch. We've heard all the excuses for why this is happening. "You'll just have to be patient, he'll get them eventually", "He's new so of course he has less content", "They couldn't make them due to production issues", "His release was rushed because of leaks". Paper doesn't seem to have any trouble pumping out limited cards every few weeks and Sylus isn't exactly new anymore. And the leak one is just blatantly false: it was only his teaser that was leaked, Sylus was always going to be released in July. People can glaze the company all they want, but Paper has had six months to fix this issue.

On a side note: can we also talk about how unfair bounty hunt is for Sylus. In order to get materials to level up those few memories you manage to scrounge up, you'll have to farm all three different crystal hunts. There's not enough exp bottles and gold to "waste" them on other LIs and all the yellow, purple and red crystals are collecting dust on your account.

i know the cotl official art is just silly for jokes but one of my favorite things about it is the implication that narinder chills the fuck out immediately after joining the cult. hes not even snarling or bleeding from the eyes or anything

Random vision of sun being apart of cult of the lamb as a god associated with the mystic seller. Maybeee i’ll make a moon one

(Moon version :])

to whoever that anon is i would kill for you *hands you these*

If they HAD somehow managed to find Bonnie in his busted up state and repair him, long after Monty took over the bass

I don't really think it'd be a fight for who is gonna be the bass player now

I imagine one of 3 scenarios happening

1. Bonnie sees how well Monty is doing on base and how much the kids love him and decides its a perfect chance for him to just take it easy only running the bowling alley after everything he's been through

2. Monty doesn't really WANT to be the bass player and is more than happy to go back to merely running gator golf (hence him canonically in game ditching shows to stalk the catwalks above gator golf)

3. The most fun but unlikely option, Monty is already far more popular of a bass player than Bonnie was so management won't put Bonnie back on bass but Bonnie Misses the music and preforming. So what's the perfect compromise? Bonnie now plays drums. Afterall he IS a rabbit and rabbit's are known for stamping their big bunny feet. They could rig him up with an upgrade that helps him hit the bass pedal on a drum set and it'd work out thematically. Bonnie gets to jam with the band and preform, monty keeps playing bass and the WHOLE band is all together again

This has been rotting my brain since the dlc came out so I just HAD to throw it out there

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

Guys shush he has a crush