xkpzx - Even more parched nonsense
Even more parched nonsense

Multifandom | tired adult | scribbler| canon x cano and canon x OC enthusiast | kpz's side blog ✨🖤

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1 year ago

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

1 year ago
Yeah Yeah I’m Back In My Bleach Phase

Yeah yeah I’m back in my Bleach phase


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1 year ago
Talking To @goodnightlover Made Me Think "wouldn't Jerza, But Yuri" Be Fun To Draw? So I Tried

talking to @goodnightlover made me think "wouldn't jerza, but yuri" be fun to draw? so i tried


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1 year ago

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood


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1 year ago
Yeah Yeah I’m Back In My Bleach Phase

Yeah yeah I’m back in my Bleach phase


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1 year ago
Yuji:1 -  Sukuna:0 This Is Probably The Silliest Thing I Have Ever Drawn, No Regrets 🌶️
Yuji:1 -  Sukuna:0 This Is Probably The Silliest Thing I Have Ever Drawn, No Regrets 🌶️
Yuji:1 -  Sukuna:0 This Is Probably The Silliest Thing I Have Ever Drawn, No Regrets 🌶️
Yuji:1 -  Sukuna:0 This Is Probably The Silliest Thing I Have Ever Drawn, No Regrets 🌶️
Yuji:1 -  Sukuna:0 This Is Probably The Silliest Thing I Have Ever Drawn, No Regrets 🌶️
Yuji:1 -  Sukuna:0 This Is Probably The Silliest Thing I Have Ever Drawn, No Regrets 🌶️
Yuji:1 -  Sukuna:0 This Is Probably The Silliest Thing I Have Ever Drawn, No Regrets 🌶️
Yuji:1 -  Sukuna:0 This Is Probably The Silliest Thing I Have Ever Drawn, No Regrets 🌶️
Yuji:1 -  Sukuna:0 This Is Probably The Silliest Thing I Have Ever Drawn, No Regrets 🌶️
Yuji:1 -  Sukuna:0 This Is Probably The Silliest Thing I Have Ever Drawn, No Regrets 🌶️

Yuji:1 -  Sukuna:0 This is probably the silliest thing I have ever drawn, no regrets 🌶️


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1 year ago
Getting My Bleach Itch Out Via Chad X OC Scribbles
Getting My Bleach Itch Out Via Chad X OC Scribbles

Getting my Bleach itch out via Chad x OC scribbles


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1 year ago
YOU Hates Terfs

YOU hates terfs

1 year ago
König Ordering Mcdonald's In The Ph

könig ordering mcdonald's in the ph

(he is near tears)


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1 year ago
Wish That Was Me
Wish That Was Me

wish that was me


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1 year ago
Reference:

Reference:

Reference:

Shizuku & Haru from Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun


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1 year ago
Gave His All To Her 🥹

Gave his all to her 🥹


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1 year ago

Born to shoujo forced to shounen

Born To Shoujo Forced To Shounen
Born To Shoujo Forced To Shounen
1 year ago
Someday, I'd Like To Show Them To You.

Someday, I'd like to show them to you.


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1 year ago

goodnight everyone (:

do your daily click

spreadsheet of families in Gaza you can help today

donate to:

Buy an e-sim

Help diabetics in Gaza

The PCRF

Anera

UNRWA

Taawon

Help Gaza Children

Sudan Tarada Initiative

Help a Sudanese family escape conflict

Darfur Women Action

Ramadan for Sudan

Period products in Sudan

Sudan Emergency Appeal

1 year ago
Boops Gone Wrong
Boops Gone Wrong
Boops Gone Wrong

Boops gone wrong

Inspired by this lovely post lol

1 year ago
Oohhhh Doodle I Did For Vashu's Birthday Last Summer

oohhhh doodle i did for vashu's birthday last summer


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1 year ago

To myself: “It’s ok to make bad art it’s ok to make bad art it’s ok to make bad art it’s ok to make bad art”

*the art is bad*

To Myself: “It’s Ok To Make Bad Art It’s Ok To Make Bad Art It’s Ok To Make Bad Art It’s Ok
1 year ago

a.n.: told yall id do it at some point (happy early birthday to me)

c.w.: mdni, 18+

cowboy!nanami who works as a ranch hand on the gojo family estate. as a daughter of the gojo heads, you meet the young man on his first day. immediately swept away by your charm, you know you’re done for. and he falls like putty through your hand, enamored by your kindness. the fact that he’s absolutely gobsmacked by your beauty is a plus

cowboy!nanami who’s calloused hands are ever smooth on yours when he goes to draw your attention, careful not to scare you. his nimble feet working with horses make him stealthy, and unsuspecting to those he approaches.

cowboy!nanami who makes a habit of bringing you the fresh eggs and dairy he harvests each day, as he takes note when you mention how much you enjoy baking. 

and cowboy!nanami gets to reap the fruits of his labor, as you bring him new goods to try out during his breaks. the compliments drip from his tongue as he gushes and exalts your talents. he’s never been more certain that his love language comes in the form of food than when he’s reveling in the delectable treats you’ve brought him.

cowboy!nanami who builds up the courage to ask you on a date. a polite (and beautifully scenic) picnic on the estate, with wine from the orchard and fresh produce from the farm. and it's quite the juxtaposition how the stoic cowboy needs to build up the confidence to ask you on this date, nervous as to not overstep.

cowboy!nanami pushing back a strand of hair that falls in your face, moving it out of the way to paint a clear canvas as he leans in for a chaste kiss. you grasp onto his broad shoulders for better footing, and cowboy!nanami knows he's done for.

those calloused hands once again returning as cowboy!nanami draws circles over your clit. the tender motion sending shock waves of electricity through your body. and how cowboy!nanami praises his pretty girl for taking his fingers so well.

the gentle burn of how cowboy!nanami’s cock stretches you doesn't go unnoticed, but his gentle guidance adds a new level of pleasure to the experience. he looks at you with nothing but adoration, smitten by the way you’ve not only taken him, but allowed him to see a more intimate part of you.

cowboy!nanami guides you through your orgasm, his praise continuing as you ride out your high. and cowboy!nanami makes it a point to clean you up after, drawing you into him in comfort as you slowly drift off to sleep.


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1 year ago

TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!

TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!
TEN THOUSAND BUNNY ATTACK !!!

+50000HP

1 year ago
Part Of My Higuruma Loving Sketches

part of my Higuruma loving sketches


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1 year ago
This. Is So Sweet And Pure Omg, NISI!!! I Love It/you, You’re Amazing And The Way You Set The Scene

This. Is so sweet and pure omg, NISI!!! I love it/you, you’re amazing and the way you set the scene sounds beautiful 😭 thank you sm!

"I've loved you three summers now, but I want them all." | Aori X Fatgum

Merry Christmas @kankuroplease / @xxcinnaxx <3 Thank you so much for your friendship, your insight into art, the fact that we can rant about anything, create Au's about everything and your wonderful oc's . I feel very lucky to have befriended you and everytime you puplish one of those amazing artworks you do I can't believe it. Earlier this year we art collabed and I had a lot of fun and I also learned quite a bit from that, so thank you!! I really enjoyed building up the BNHA AU with you and the others this year too, so I hope you like this little present.

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Fatgum x OC

Post War, I have no idea how bnha ends so I was rather vague LOL

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When he came to, he could hear a woman crying. It wasn’t loud and wailing, it was silent, as if every sob was causing her too much pain to even make a sound. It took him a moment to place the voice, his mind still foggy from sleep and medication. 

Taishiro had no idea how long he’d been asleep, but by the sound of Aori crying, it had been a while. Everything was still spinning inside, but he needed to show her that he was alright and well and though his insides still felt like they were aching, there was no pain.

“Aori,” he said in a half cough, his voice sounding thinner in the air than in his head. In case she hadn’t heard he wanted to repeat her name again, but he could already hear her suck in air in surprise and then he felt her grasp for his hand.

“Honey,” she said silently, as if loud noise would startle him too much. Taishiro pressed her hand and realised how small his was in comparison to hers. He must be thinner than he’d ever been.

He forced his eyes open and it took him a moment to adjust to the light around him. There was an evening sun shining in through the windows. Taishiro blinked. What hospital had they brought him to, he wondered, vaguely remembering that most structures by a wide margin had been completely blown up.

Aori’s hair was shining light blue in the sun, her back was illuminated by it, as if she was an angel waiting to welcome him back to the world of the living. There were tears in her eyes still, her cheeks sunken in as if she hadn’t eaten anything for a while. He never liked when she wasn’t eating right, not even if it was because she was so busy making sure he was eating right.

“I’m home,” he said in the absence of anything else to say. “Hungry,” he added, but didn’t dare look down on his body. There was no time right now to assess how much fat he had lost. He could already tell that it was a lot.

“I have muffins for you,” Aori said and reached into her bag. “I brought fresh ones everyday for this occasion. I knew you’d be hungry.” She opened the bag next to her and then ripped a part of the muffin off so she could feed it to him. Taishiro ate diligently as she fed him. How many times had she gone and bought a new set? How many had she thrown away? He felt guilty of making her worry so much.

He kept the left hand tightly around hers as he ate, pressing down on her soft skin as if to remind her and himself that he had indeed survived. “I must have caused you so much grief,” he said finally. “I’m very sorry.”

Aori let out a deep breath. “It wasn’t the first time you were fighting and it won’t be the last. I have always been prepared to see you like this. Still, it doesn’t get easier…” Her voice trailed off in the end, but she caught herself again. “This is the profession you have chosen and I would never want to take it away from you. I wish it were a less dangerous profession, but it is out of my hands.”

People who said that pro-heroes had the strongest mentality in the country surely had not met kindergarten teachers, Taishiro thought and a smile appeared on his face. “Nevertheless, I’m very sorry.”

When he’d been small, there had been nobody of his stature and definitely no one of his condition in the pro-hero circuit. They were all outstandingly strong, smart or good looking men, that Taishiro himself could never identify with, even with his above average grades. He took it upon himself to change that, to show that really everyone could be a hero, even if his parents had reminded him that this was a dangerous career to pursue. He had never really thought about his own death and the ramifications, not until he met Aori.

Suddenly he was thinking about the future more than the past, about a time when he wasn’t incredibly busy with his agency and training young people. Maybe he could have a little break time, a family, a house, such things that seemed for old people. There was nothing he would give his job up for, not completely, but other things he didn’t mind adding - as long as he survived long enough.

This had definitely been the most difficult fight he’d ever had in his career and he remembered that before his eyes went black he’d thought of Aori’s smile and how he’d promised that he would come back no matter what. Maybe that had kept him alive even then.

“When I saw the destruction,” she said bitterly. “I was thinking you might not be making it back to me. I tried to stealth myself for the possibility that you, my sister, the kids -  any and all of you might not make it. But then you were here  and I got so excited thinking that maybe I was wrong after all.” She sighed. “When you didn’t wake for 4 weeks and I had to watch you get smaller and smaller I thought that maybe I had celebrated too early…”

Taishiro laughed a little: “As if any amount of evil entity could keep me from getting back to you and eating your tasty pastries. Nobody could ever hold me back from that.”

And miraculously, Aori laughed too, pressing his hand again. “I will make sure you get nothing but that if you get out of here.”

“I can’t wait for that. Maybe some of Katsura’s famous cookies too.” He felt hungry just thinking about it. “I know I am just in your way when you cook and use 6 arms to work at the same time, but I have to insist once again that since it is food for me I should be at least helping-”

“You were involved in saving this country,” Aori furrowed a brow. “You don’t have to do anything for a long time.”

“Don’t say that. I’ll get fat and lazy.”

“Exactly.”

They looked at each other like this for a moment, these weak smiles on both their faces that covered up the hurt that was still there beneath them. Aori was strong, he knew as much, but she had still suffered a lot in the past month for his sake and he would have to make up for it as soon as he could stand on his own feet again.

“There was no way I would not have come back,” he said, definitely. “I am so lucky to have you and I would not be in the business to let anything take me away from you or let anything take you away from me.”

Aori’s lips curled and she looked like she was going to cry again, so he pressed her hand tightly once more. “I don’t know what the future brings from here on out, where this country and society is headed in the next ten or twenty years, but I know that I want to find out with you. I want to always be with you.”

“Me too,” she sighed and Taishiro realised she was crying again, but maybe not out of desperation as before. At least he hoped so. “Everything seems so up in the air from here on out, but whatever it is I want to be by your side as we experience it. If that means I have to visit you 20 more times in the hospital then so be it.”

“I’m trying to limit it to 16”, he joked and she laughed again. A genuine, happy laugh, which made his heart very happy. 

Then, as if she’d noticed something, her head snapped up and her wide eyes stared at him: “Wait, was that something like a proposal?” There was blush quickly developing on her cheeks.

Oh, yes, he had made it sound a little like that. Well, if it was his choice he wouldn’t mind marrying her tomorrow right in this hospital, with the evening sun shining into her hair just like it did right now. But he supposed that was not what she was searching for and he hadn’t meant it as a proposal in the first place. Still, her observation definitely gave him ideas.

“No, it was not really,” he answered in earnest and then grinned: “Though I definitely will propose to you sooner rather than later.”

“Sooner rather than later?!” She repeated and was now completely red.

Taishiro winked. “You’ll never see it coming and it will knock your socks off.”

He felt very satisfied when she dropped the next muffin she was about to hand him, because her hand was shaking too much. He could not turn back time to take her suffering away from her, but he could make sure that every moment he was awake and conscious and at her side were the happiest she could ever spent.


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1 year ago
"Geto" Blowing Bubbles °゚º❍。°゚º❍。
"Geto" Blowing Bubbles °゚º❍。°゚º❍。
"Geto" Blowing Bubbles °゚º❍。°゚º❍。
"Geto" Blowing Bubbles °゚º❍。°゚º❍。
"Geto" Blowing Bubbles °゚º❍。°゚º❍。

"Geto" blowing bubbles °゚º❍。°゚º❍。

1 year ago
Choso X OC Mood Today 🖤

Choso x OC mood today 🖤


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1 year ago
Fold Him In Half Friday

Fold Him In Half Friday

1 year ago
Bonus Sketches Of Worm Son And Human Kid That’s Given Her A Name She Doesn’t Care To Correct
Bonus Sketches Of Worm Son And Human Kid That’s Given Her A Name She Doesn’t Care To Correct

Bonus sketches of worm son and human kid that’s given her a name she doesn’t care to correct

A Curious Curse 🖤

A curious curse 🖤

1 year ago
A Curious Curse 🖤

A curious curse 🖤


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