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Horse breed of the day: Messara

Height: 12 -14 hh

Common coat colors: Bay and grey

Place of origin: Crete (Greece)

maia arson crimew

Gender: Non binary (it/she)

Sexuality: Bisexual / lesbian / queer

DOB: 7 August 1999

Ethnicity: White - Swiss

Occupation: Computer developer, computer hacker, entrepreneur, activist

Note 1: Known for leaking source code and other data from companies such as Intel and Nissan, and for discovering a 2019 copy of the United States government's No Fly List on an unsecured CommuteAir server.

Note 2: Is autistic

Horse breed of the day: Shetland

Height: 9-10 hh

Common coat colors: Flaxen chestnut, roan, black and bay

Place of origin: Shetland Islands (UK)

19.01.2025

Another pony club camp done and dusted for the year! Mister Ed enjoyed being the centre of attention again (as always 😜) and meeting plenty of new faces, so exciting to see this little club grow and flourish 🥳🤩

Plenty of new knowledge gained with talks from a dental vet and bit fitter, LOTS of fun to be had all 3 days with lessons and group twilight rides and even just hanging out at the yards watching Ed try his absolute hardest to be friends with EVERYONE even if they didn’t want to 🙈😅

Big fella of course earned himself the Best Camp Buddy award for sharing the love around despite huge protests from a very jealous Gem who eventually got over herself but not without having the biggest toddler tantrum ever first 🤣 Madam managed to work herself into such a tizzy over Ed sharing the love that she sat out half the camp with asthma!! 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Which of course meant that Ed got to share the love even more and mum got to have a sit and probably her first jump on him since 2 years ago at least! Never had any doubts he wouldn’t look after her and he was the coolest dude ever as usual 🥰

Now that I’ve had a wee nana nap I can say bring on March champs 2025!! 🤪🥳

People who don't hyperfixate will never know the slightly horrible, completely impossible-to-replicate feeling of being so intensely invested in something it possesses you, takes over your waking thoughts and rides some weird line between being excited, anxious, and stressed as hell while still being entirely some other beast.

yeah golden retreiver boyfriends are great and I've met several personally, but personally I have a house cat boyfriend

extremely affectionate despite of seeming aloof and politely distant to unfamiliar people

my friends have seen him irl less than 5 times in the five years I've had him - if I invited people over he would hide under furniture until they're gone

haha you got up from your work desk, time for unskippable 35 minutes of kisses and cuddles

can and will throw up out of sheer anxiety because Things And Events Are Happening that do not even involve him in any way

can instinctively sense exactly when I am going to decide I'm done bedrotting and will climb on top of me to cuddle exactly 3 minutes before I was just about to get up

can be placed sideways on any soft surface at any time of the day and immediately takes a five hour nap

cannot eat or drink in unfamilair places. can and will go 16 hours without food or water if the situation is uncomfy.

unhelpful but valiant efforts to try to protect and rescue you from things and situations that he would personally hate being in, out of not understanding of Why Are You In There Voluntarily

will come show me incomprehensible memes the same way a cat will bring you a random bug. thank you. I do not understand it but I know you brought it to me because you love me.