Well This King Is Certainly Pale

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my dad and my stepmom were really accepting when I came out as a she/her but biggest issue is that they keep calling me the gendered child because all my siblings are genderless

🥬mossling8234 Follow

op your parents literally said you have blue setae and pronouns

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THEY LITERALLY SAID I HAVE BLUE SETAE AND PRONOUNS I HATE THIS HOUSE

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rip to everyone who died in the infection but I’m different

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I’m fighting the infection and I haven’t gotten infected yet. I think the king is lying to us

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I’m gonna kill the king

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I was in a conference today explaining the plague and what we could do to stop it and without thinking I said “the wyrm only knows what to do now” to his majesty’s face and he just looked at me in confusion and I thought I was gonna get fired or executed or something but he just replied with “why the fuck do you think I know?”

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posts that have 10k notes. to me

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YOU CANT DO THOS TO ME

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please come closer I’m a normal grub let me out of my jar I won’t bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you

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🔘palekingofficial-deactivated

born to be a mad scientist forced to be the god/king of hallownest

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🔥notringmastergrimm Follow

anyone want to babysit my kid. I don’t pay anything but you do get to kill me at the end.

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🖌paintmaster Follow

reminder that you are NOT obligated to like your siblings! siblings are nothing. wanna know what matters. gay sex

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and art

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gay sex is art. to me Follow

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bro…

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hm. it is suspicious that @/palekingofficial has been gone for a long time. it seems the coward has changed his account. I suspect that @/littleghost is actually @/palekingofficial simply trying to shirk his duties

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are you on drugs or are you just an idiot

@bluegekk0

get up little meowmeow

*: A Vessel In Its Prime :*

Stained glass art will always makes me emotional for some reason fhfhfh

Surprisingly I managed to finish this b4 midterm start! Rlly proud w/ how this turn out hehehe

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greenpath

Hi!!! I love your art style sm! They’re just silly little goobers! Could you please draw baby Hornet and pv when they lived in the white palace together? If not, don’t worry! If so, Thank you!!!!!! Have a nice day! :)

Absolutely and also thank you :D!!! (I couldn't decide what exactly to put so I made multiple HDHDHDH)

HOLLOW WHAT THE FUCK STOP CRYING

Good. This is good.

AU PK and WL headcannons

I made a really long list of headcannons so uh, enjoy

WL: Snores (sometimes) PK: despite being a light sleeper, has learned to tune out her snoring

WL: Brought up wanting kids first PK: secretly wanted kids first but waited for WL to say something

PK: nibbles on his claws/nails WL: kisses his hands when he does

PK: has a dragon hoard WL: is the only one who is allowed to see the dragon hoard

WL: Loves the cold PK: hates the cold (makes his pain worse)

WL: Loves when PK gives her forehead kisses PK: gives her forehead kisses multiple times a day

WL: Holds PK while they’re sleeping PK: wraps his tail around her legs

WL: will cry when she needs to PK: only cries in private or around WL

WL: loves wine PK: doesnt drink

WL: swears like a sailor when only PK is around PK: swears about 5 times total on a bad day

WL: gives PK a ton of kisses when he’s feeling insecure PK: gives WL a TON of kisses when she’s insecure

WL: amazing at dancing PK: cant dance

PK: dragon screeches when angry WL: covers her ears before he screeches

WL: Likes mosscats PK: is very allergic

WL: Brought up wanting more kids after having ghost

PK: cried and said how worried he was for her health if they did have more kids

WL: likes to talk about old memories PK: has photo albums dating back to when he and WL got together

WL: gets anxious when PK is gone for more than 3 hours PK: tells her if he’s going to be gone for awhile a week in advance

WL: despite having a ton of pillows on their bed, only uses one

PK: the pillows are for him, to help with pain

WL: hums while she works PK: loves it

WL: loves good omens and made PK watch it with her PK: sends her any any good omens meme he finds

WL: prefers calling

PK: prefers texting

WL: sends PK any doctor who meme from when they were on the show (doctor and donna) PK: does the same thing

WL: calls PK hot PK: blue face

WL: loves any type of chocolate

PK: hates white chocolate

WL: extrovert PK: introvert

PK: plays videogames WL: likes to watch

WL: “Does this dress make me look good?”

PK: (long pause) “sorry I was stunned by your beauty”

rip in pieces, bozo