Something About Foreshadowing Being More Prominent The Second Time Around Reading A Story But In A Way

today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

do u ever learn the name of a character uve only ever seen in passing and immediately understand so much about a transgender person u formerly met

women in STEM (Stabbing, Treason, Extortion, and Murder)

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

CHUCKING THIS AT YOU (Tumblr)

Because I don't want to get copyright striked on Youtube haha

(Description I put on Youtube)

This was made for Secret Sumire (Secret Santa) in the Sumire's Blessings server! The cat I got was Trashpaw (gray/orange with takeout bag) -- https://toyhou.se/22989304.trashpaw

Other characters you can find here https://toyhou.se/~world/92613.sumires-blessings

Song is Hello Cold World by Paramore

And all art is drawn by me!

Trying to identify someone's time zone by the hours that they're active on Tumblr is commiting the logical fallacy of assuming that anyone on here has a regular sleep schedule

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

how it feels reblogging a post that i know will appeal specifically to a certain mutual

I am adding to your inbox hehehehheeh (laughed like an evil henchman attempting to laugh alongside the big bad boss)

THERES SO MANY ELP ME