The Idealized Version Of My Tomorrow Self Will Fix This

The seasoning brothers

Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"

acting like a dog that got his balls chopped off at the vet in response to my discord tag being removed

I jsut wammaa attack people😭😭😭

support group for guys who don’t have tiktok for a reason but are slowly watching all other apps turn into tiktok

women in STEM (Stabbing, Treason, Extortion, and Murder)

What do you mean killing isn't an act of devotion

“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

this is my favourite thing ever