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5 years ago

Masterlist

Any story’s with smut in will have anĀ ā€˜*’ at the end. Leave a request if there’s anything you want me to write about.

PROMPTS

Peter Pan:

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Lost girl (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1 | Part 2Ā | Part 3Ā | Part 4Ā | Part 5Ā | Part 6Ā | Part 7Ā | Part 8Ā | Part 9Ā | Part 10Ā | Part 11

Mistletoe [COMPLETE]:

Part 1Ā | Part 2

Old Friend’s:

Part 1Ā | Part 2Ā | Part 3Ā | Part 4

Princess [COMPLETE]:

Part 1 | Part 2Ā | Part 3*

Je t’amie [COMPLETE]:

Part 1 | Part 2Ā | Part 3Ā | Part 4

Truth or Dare [COMPLETE]:

Part 1Ā | Part 2

Only You (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1 | Part 2

Tattoo [COMPLETE]:

Part 1 | Part 2

Accidentally in Love:

Part 1Ā | Part 2Ā 

Hook’s daughter:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Diary (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1 | Part 2

When he sees me [COMPLETE]:

Part 1Ā | Part 2Ā | Part 3

Helping out a friend:

Part 1 |

Cut’s and bruises (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1 |

Why don’t we share? (pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1* |

Awake (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1Ā |

I’ll leave my window open:

Part 1 | Part 2

Nightmare’s:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3Ā | Part 4

One shots:

CheaterĀ  | You’re the one that I wantĀ | I wont admit it | Come with me | Movie Night | Blue ain’t your colour | Lost boy | Please let the Devil in | Pan? Is that you? | Say my name*Ā | Intoxicated kisses* | Coughs and cuddles* | Christmas? |Ā 

Felix:

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Lost Girl (Pan x Felix x reader)

Part 1 | Part 2Ā | Part 3Ā | Part 4Ā | Part 5Ā | Part 6Ā | Part 7Ā | Part 8Ā | Part 9Ā | Part 10Ā | Part 11

Old friend’s:

Part 1Ā | Part 2Ā | Part 3Ā | Part 4

Only you (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1 | Part 2

Diary (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1 | Part 2

Midnight Trip:

Part 1* | Part 2Ā |Ā 

Cut’s and bruises (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1Ā |

Why don’t we share? (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1*Ā |

Awake (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1Ā |

Master Plan:

Part 1 | Part 2

One shots:

Get out of Jail Free Card | Emotionless | Fire Wood | Never Loved Before | Not as bad as he seems | Caterpillar | True Love’s Kiss | Lost | Drunken Night* | Under the mistletoe* | Master Plan* | I hate you, I love you?* | A little game*

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Headcanons:

They walk in on you doing…ahem…stuff | When they catch you showering | Spin the bottle | Shearing a bed with the boys | When you catch them showering | Life In Storybrooke with Felix | When you have a nightmare | Taking care of the boys when they’re sick |Ā 

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7 years ago

So accurate it should be made into a leaflet for students to read before examsšŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»

How to get straight A’s in college. Seriously.

Yes, even if you’re taking the maximum credit load. Because if I can do it, you can do it too. Note: My credit load also included a handful of honors courses.Ā 

Side-note: I’m going to be a junior (how??) and an RA (!!!) in the fall. Life moves fast. College moves faster. Anyways,Ā 

Here are my top tips:Ā 

1. LOOK AT THE SYLLABUS AND WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN. This is step number one, and it’s not up for debate. If you do this, there’ll be no surprises, and if there are: point it out to the professor (a simple, ??? this wasn’t on the syllabus ??, usually works). Also, you have to check and see what constitutes as an A in that class. Sometimes it’s a 90, sometimes it’s not. (a 96 was an A- in one of my classes last semester. I’m so serious.)

2. Get a calendar. Not a planner. One of those giant calendars with puppies or something on it and write down everything you have to do for the month. Put it above your desk. This helps A LOT because you can see everything you have coming up for the next few weeks, instead of jus playing it day-by-day.Ā 

3. It is OK to use ratemyprofessor. Sometimes it can be really helpful, but pay attention to the more in depth reviews that talk about what the homework, tests, quizzes and projects are like (instead of ā€œher lectures are boring :///)Ā 

4. Sit in the front of your class. You’ll be more likely to pay attention and less likely to scroll through instagram. (by the way, mine is @parissdb :) It also grabs your professors attention, so even if you’re shy, they’ll at least know your face.

5. Do that extra credit. A lot of professors offer it in the beginning of the semester, and hardly anyone does it because no one’s thinking past tomorrow. It may be what saves you in the long run.Ā 

6. Figure out your best method of note-taking. For me, it’s good ol pen and paper. It helps me remember everything. Some people prefer typing it out. This is beneficial bc it makes it easier for you to find exactly what you’re looking for. (Thank you, command + F)

7. Put your effort into the percentages. If an assignment is worth 1% of your grade, do it well, but don’t exhaust yourself. It’s 1%!!!! If it comes down to it, spend more time studying for that exam that’s worth 30% than the group project worth 20.Ā 

8. Please. Stop studying what you already know. We’re all guilty of it. It makes you feel better knowing you have chapters 1-3 down, even if you don’t know 4-7. The key to studying is to learn what you don’t know.Ā 

9. Learn how to study.Ā (Yes, it’s actually a skill that has to be learned.)Ā I’m the biggest procrastinator I know, especially when it comes to studying. But I’ve found that studying 2 days before an exam usually does the trick for me. I create a master study guide during day 1 and study it all on day 2. Depending on what time the exam is, I may review on the morning of day 3.Ā 

10. SAVE SOME TIME FOR FUNĀ ffs. Seriously. You don’t have to study 24/7, and I don’t know about y’all but my attention span was not built for that.

I might add more to this later, or make another post because I could give these tips for ever and ever. But hopefully this helps someone out there.Ā 

Be sure to check out my college tab here:(http://thesoontobenewyorker.tumblr.com/tagged/college) and follow me on instagram @parissdb (https://www.instagram.com/parissdb/) for more stuff. :)Ā 

7 years ago

One of my favourite reading listsā˜ŗļø

Castiel X Reader Mobile Masterlist

All of my one-shots, drabbles, mini-series, series, and imagines featuring [y]our favorite blue-eyed angel in one convenient master post!Ā  Keep reading for links.

Continuously revised with links to new material - last update June 22, 2017.

Keep reading


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7 years ago

The fluffiest damn angel in the garrison, aka Castiel headcanons part 3…

The Fluffiest Damn Angel In The Garrison, Aka Castiel Headcanons Part 3…

Castiel’s heart, like the heart of any angel, is borrowed and belongs to his vessel. As such, he expressed deep and sincere regret at not being able to freely give his heart over to you when you offered up yours to him. His remorse abated only when you assured him your heart was big enough for both of you to share. Laying his head to your chest, listening to the regular drumming rhythm of your heart as you lazily combed your fingers through his hair, he found ample space for his love between the beats. In that moment he understood the old human adage that home is where the heart is.

Castiel knows how to make your nethers quiver. Point of fact, he was there when the Kama Sutra was being written. At the time he found the text on the nature and pleasure of love rather puzzling – wondering why humans would engage in such seemingly pointless acts of hedonism except for the obvious and necessary purposes of reproduction. His bewilderment rapidly dissipated the first time he elicited a pleasure laden orgasmic moan of his name from your writhing body – Ā the salacious cry vibrating to the very core of his celestial being with resounding clarity.

Castiel would go to the ends of the Earth to make you happy. That hole in the wall bakery three states over with the amazing croissants you’re always going on about? Yeah, he’ll happily spend the night driving there and back simply to bask in the delight of your radiant smile when you untie the neatly wrapped white paperboard box to reveal the unexpected treat. Nothing in the world pleases him more than seeing your soul light up with pure joy.

Castiel’s idea of romance is as classic as it gets. He holds doors open for you. He offers you his jacket when there is a chill in the air. He surprises you with flowers just because. He listens attentively to every word you utter, no matter how mundane, as if it were the most important thing in the world in that particular moment. Date night dinners are an over-the-top candle lit bunker roof-top table for two, replete with a perfectly chilled bottle of bubbly, fresh flowers, and your favorite take-out (you and Cas, with strongly worded input from the Winchesters regarding a certain smoky situation in the bunker kitchen, collectively decided early on in your relationship that cooking was not the angel’s forte). Castiel strives daily to demonstrate how important you are to him.

Even when he can’t be by your side, Castiel is there for you. He leaves you encouraging notes in your overnight duffle praising your strength, on the mirror in the bathroom reminding you of your beauty, in the trunk of your car, wedged between the rock salt rounds and the holy water extolling the notion that you can do anything you set your mind to, even going so far as to secretly tuck handwritten sonnets and professions of love into your clothing pockets for you to randomly discover – all to remind you of his unwavering devotion and your importance.


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7 years ago

Ohmigosh! I only got to read part 1 and I'm already fangirling over this series!ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø

Co Workers (Masterlist)

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Summary: You’re an inexperienced actress living in LA with your boyfriend of five years, Andrew, when you land a roll on your favorite tv show, Supernatural. You pack up and move to Vancouver, leaving Andrew behind so he can finish college. But when you hit it off with your new co worker, Misha Collins, things get heated.

Warnings are listed within each part.

Part One,Ā Part Two,Ā Ā Part Three,Ā Part Four,Ā Ā Part Five,Ā Part Six,Ā Part Seven,

Part Eight,Ā Part Nine,Ā Ā Part Ten,Ā Part Eleven,Ā Part Twelve

Part Thirteen, Part Fourteen, Part FifteenĀ , Part Sixteen, Part Seventeen , Part Eighteen, Part Nineteen, Part Twenty,Ā 

Part Twenty-One, Part Twenty-Two, Part Twenty-Three, Part Twenty-Four, Part Twenty-Five (Final)

If you would like to be tagged, shoot me an ask or a message!

6 years ago

And again for the people in the back!

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go ā€œ!!! Same hat!!!ā€ and wave excitedly.

6 years ago

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ā€˜interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ā€˜picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

7 years ago

The is real!

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6 years ago

I love thisšŸ˜‚šŸ™ŒšŸ»

It’s 2019 And We’re Stealing Girlfriends Now šŸ™Œ

It’s 2019 and we’re stealing girlfriends now šŸ™Œ

6 years ago

I’m honestly shocked I’m not a puddle of mushšŸ˜

I Am A Horrible Person.
I Am A Horrible Person.

I am a horrible person.

You have all rights to spit at me.

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