Trick Question! It's Me😈/j

In honor of this new phenomenon of shipping Keiji with himself I wrote a song

How blonde can I be?

I found some cheap hair bleach waha that’s lucky

How blonde can I be?

Came out a little bright but it looks good to me

How blonde can I be?

Some people make comments which are kinda mean.

How blonde can I be?

How blonde can I possibly be?

Well there’s my horrible dark secret.

That I don’t really wanna let you know.

About when I was a policeman

Which I still am just so you know.

But if you make it through the main game

And I make it through the main game

And we are in one piece

Then I’ll tell you who I respect

Then I’ll tell you who I respect

That is not me dodging, nope nope nope nope nope nope

I’m just saying

How blonde can I be?

Just letting you know that I am police

How blonde can I be?

All cops are bastards though, including me

How blonde can I be?

Wahaha Sara, I’m ‘hip’ you see?

How blonde can I be?

How blonde can I possibly be?

There’s the horrifying visions

That haunt me but anyhow

Think we’re gonna have a problem

Cause you’re having those visions now

Shouldn’t have made you the leader

Shouldn’t have made you the leader

Wahaha honest mistake?

Well it seems you forgot your best friend now

So we’ll sweep that under the rug.

Woohoo repression

Wahahaha

Okie dokie

Stuck in a coffin and I want a pillow while I wait for rescue

How blonde can I be?

Don’t make me hold a gun I have ptsd

How blonde can I be?

So Gin are you a cat or some kinda puppy?

How blonde can I be?

Hey I found this song from the Lorax movie-

How blonde can I be?

How blonde can I possibly be?

I’ve got more bleach to be buying.

How blonde can I be?

And Sou’s in the corner lying.

How blonde can I be?

And I left Megumi dying.

How blonde can I be?

Which was not so gratifying.

How blonde can I possibly be?

(Yes I listened to How Bad Can I Be multiple times to make this. I’m so sorry to put it in your inbox.)

this was the worst thing i've ever had to read in my life. i love it thank you

Scrumdillyicious

secret santa for @unluckedtj

Every night before I sleep

do you ever remember there was one (1) month where sholmes and mikotoba were flatmates AND taking care of iris bc i think about that a lot

Hello, I would just to tell you that my mother got injured in her shoulder and take off her shoulder and broke, and she needs an urgent operation. I hope that who see my message donate and share this post widely so we can take out my mom and treat her abroad.

https://gofund.me/17f04245

Sadly I can't support financially but will spread the message.

HELP I THOUGHT THE 2ND ONE WAS HIS ACTUAL HAIR💔💔💔

bacon hair kazuma asogi

IRISSSS =D

the doctors daughter, iris watson!! i just met her and i think she’s got a cool design and personality :D

I just remembered I have an Alishin fanfic to finish 😀

Bro I need to get back on that I'm sorry Alishinners 😔

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

LIST OF MOOTS CAUSE I FORGET THE MAJORIT OF YOU <//3

IN ORDER

@lifelyne Hiii hello first moot :]

@alph-gpop

@hazy-lilac-dream

@eletricblue2000

@belladrawsstuff

@kayligraphy ???????????

@soraacakess hiiii

@e-soares

@goblin-the-clown HELLO

@ciceroartwork

@themostdepressiveblogever

@nottapossum

@moi-duckie

@slavicmanenthusiast HII

@bladevoyager hellooo

@shin-tsucommunist hellooo

@thatoneweirdo14

@xxbr0k3n-1p4dxx CAN YOU TELL I LOVE YOUR USERNAME /SILLY

@noobergooberz

Uhh thats all i think sorry for the bomb /silly

This will forever be funny to me

mutuals solve this