Xxfishindoggoxx - 30 And Nerdy

Hold her down by the throat and put her vibrator on the max setting. That'll fix her, I promise.

Better be a good girl and hawk tuah spit on that thang

Sitting reverse cowgirl on your face while I’m stroking your cock 🥺

Reblog if your “likes” are more perverted than your posts

Mine definitely are

Half the game is getting yourself out of environments that no longer serve you & that don’t align with the life you want

“Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-”

I’m looking for that type of person who likes to do puzzles and put legos together.

Also anyone who can deal with my emotional trauma would be cool too.

Do puzzles count too?

If we can't build a Lego set together, then we can't build a life together.

Being funny is probably the most fuckable attribute