The First Time Huaisang Came To Lotus Pier, He Made A Flower Crown From The Lotus’ And Wore It As A

dreaming of a day when I’m not the only active contributor to the Moshenshang tag.

A man needs a hobby while he's waiting for his beloved disciple to return from the dead and torture him!!!

(SQQ is a complete fucking freak and I love him so much)

Lan Wangji: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Wei Ying!  *Neither of them die*  Wei Wuxian: …  Lan Wangji: …  Wei Wuxian: So do you wanna talk about somethi-  Lan Wangji: No thank you.

Picnic date!

It's so funny that Luo Binghe asks for love advice and Mobei is the first to pipe up with "beat him three times a day"

which definitely got all the other demons in the room thinking: "and how's that working out for you Lord Desperate To Get Fucked By Your Servant"

Only to get shocked when Shang Qinghua advises Junshang to "be pathetic"

Like imagine watching your colleague fail to land a date with his assistant for forever only for the assistant to reveal he's being trying to land a date with your colleague this whole time

They're so stupid

I adore this but the last one just sounds like a fancy way to say that they had Evil Old Man Yaoi Hate Sex

"therapy" and its just hua cheng nuzzling into the space between his husbands neck and shoulder.

"therapy" and its just xie lian being embraced by the strong arms of his husband.

"therapy" and its just mu qing gliding his fingers across feng xin's defined muscles.

"therapy" and its just feng xin looking at mu qing in the sunlight.

"therapy" and its just shi qingxuan brushing his fingers through he xuan's hair.

"therapy" and its just he xuan having privacy and silence while with shi qingxuan.

"therapy" and its just mei nianqing and jun wu fighting which results in physical love.

okay but imagine-

Shen Qingqiu ends up as Mobei Jun’s “date” to a demon meeting of sorts, due to Shang Qinghua’s workload just being too much to make it. They’ve been going along with this sort of “arrangement” (throuple? is it a relationship?) for a bit now, but SQQ still isn’t sure that MBJ even LIKES him. Surely he’s just tolerating him for Qinghua’s sake. A few hours into the event, SQQ is way too overwhelmed. His head is spinning, it’s too loud, too much- it’s all a blur already. He can barely discern what’s happening, and he’s ready to find a corner and hope no demon notices him hyperventilating. Before he can leave though, a hand is on his shoulder, and he’s back at Moshang’s place (their place? Is it his too now?) and he’s being led to their bed, a voice telling him to breathe. Mobei Jun is just holding him, cold and solid, a hand running through his hair. They just sit there, until SQQ can feel the room he’s in again. He knows then that it isn’t just Qinghua that MBJ cares about. SQQ is cared about - genuinely, really cared about - by two people. It’s more than he could’ve asked for.

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang both losing their entire families to horrible violence and betrayal

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang both having the responsibility of leading a clan thrust on them before they were ready

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang both devoting their adult lives to revenge and looking down the barrel of their futures after Guanyin Temple, not knowing who they are without their anger

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang being the only people who can truly understand each other

SQQ would hate Dorian gray he’d read “every piece of writing and character within is secretly a reflection of the author’s soul” and go through all five stages of grief plus two he invented

They send each other IMs during Peak Lord meetings and make each other giggle.

The other Peak Lords are very jealous SQQ is hiding a smile at something SQH said >_>

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SQH’s message reads: Bro why does QQQ’s makeup look like dat today lmao

They’re being MEAN !! (It’s just for jokesies)

Cumplane for a little art trade with @gludgenbell !!! This was very fun to do :>