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Hello again tumblr. You seemed to like my previous yaoi. Therefore, I offer another.

trying to figure out how to draw the gang in my style

The leaves were long, the grass was green The hemlock-umbels tall and fair And in the glade a light was seen Of stars in shadow shimmering

my opinion is that Nie Huaisang either sleeps in a big version of those little child pajamas with the unflattering fit that's both comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time and the dinosaur print and front buttons and everything OR a slutty silk bathrobe with ruffles and lace and shit but plot twist he is buttfuck naked underneath and he has no habit of tying the belt either

Some NHS/sangcheng for the soul <3

Waking up after a surprise body swap? Not very demure, not very mindful. (Au explanation if confused)

au where nie huaisang is a vampire for no freaking reason except homoerotic gay vampires

btw no one believes that jiang cheng has a literal vampire in his house because huaisang gaslights everyones he tries to tell.

"ohh we knew eachother in highschool so we're roommates until i can find a better living situation!"

(yes this is a repost because the colors were off in the original and i wanted to add more context)

podfic #37 [ ⛔ ]

A Very Special Collaboration With @xxmiserysmilesxx

ao3! [podfic] You are what you eat by deliciousblizzardshark alternate: archive.org media player time commitment: about 41 mins fic details:

You are what you eat (17669 words, chapters: 9/9) by deliciousblizzardshark @deliciousblizzardshark

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Eldritch Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Horny Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Body Horror, Possession, of a sort, Cannibalism, Kind Of, Mild Gore, Teeth, When the eldritch abomination possessing you is less of a pining idiot than you are, I did not expect there to be so much fluff when I started writing a fic about an eldrich horror, Fluff and Humor, Smut, Lan Zhan is so fucking thirsty, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Monster sex, Switching, Light BDSM, Rimming, I guess when you write smut you end up with all these sex tags, Self-Lubrication, Seriousness treated Crackily, Implied/Referenced Torture, Dead Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Podfic Available

Summary:

“What happened to you?” Jiang Cheng demands.

Wei Wuxian sighs. “I already said I don’t know. This conversation is so boring,” he says. “I’m hungry. Can’t we get some food? They’re all too dead,” he adds, flicking a hand at the dead Wen guards, “to be tasty.”

and

Then there’s a sound like someone hacking something up and Wei Ying comes back into the room and, with a very proud expression drops a handful of teeth on the map table. Human teeth. They’re bloody and… wet…

“What?” Jiang Cheng asks. “What’s this?”

“Wen Chao’s teeth!” Wei Ying says proudly.

and

Lan Wangji wants to hold him tight in his arms and cry. He wants to eat him out. He wants to perform an exorcism.

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OMG THIS IS THE PERFECT GIF FOR WWX IN CH1 !!!

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SOMFT LAN WANGJI (microexpression KING wang yibo)

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LWJ! WE SEE YOU GIVING HIM THE ELEVATOR EYES

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BONUS MATERIALS

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When it comes to transmigration, i see Mobei Jun like a middle age dad telling his friends that “this is my daughter, he’s transgender!”. But like. “These are my wives, they’re imposters from another planet…. I mean, universe?” Confused but he’s trying and has the spirit. He has no clue what a multiverse is. He thinks a refrigerator is a mythical beast. He thinks the Star Wars were a real historical set of events from their world. But he doesn’t judge and is just here to keep his beloveds happy.