Baby Reveal!

A man needs a hobby while he's waiting for his beloved disciple to return from the dead and torture him!!!

(SQQ is a complete fucking freak and I love him so much)

NINE MORE FOLLOWERS TO PREGNANT JUN WU

spare 14 please :')

oh god, this is such an evil tag! alright!

no pressure tags: @notsofrozt @keriarentikai @daisydiversions @c4xcocoa

Pick 7 Characters For Your Moots To Pick From

I'll go first!

No Pressure Tags:

@britt-ish123 @canyousaythatagainplease @elderana @gavotte-paradisio @heartwitchhouse @lazy-active-me @lebagelboy @muffinninjafairy @milk3ad @nekoabi @naminethewitch @obsxdiannn @onyx-di-angelo @part-time-zombie @praetendant @rattys-prinxiety-countdown @sallystarlet21 @sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes @starrytheelf @tbean555 @taco-bee @thelittlestshireling @thatonepointbraincell @uly55es @unbreakablecandiii @virgil-is-verge @very-uncorrect

mxtx characters who i think would benefit greatly if someone just called them “good boy” more often:

lan wangji. i mean its canon.

quan yizhen. i mean just look at him.

luo binghe wants to be called a good boy but won’t. because he is not.

mu qing gives the vibe that he wants to be called a good girl but is very conflicted by that

hua cheng. hes a golden retriever in a black cat body.

jiang cheng. bro just wants someone to tell him he’s good in general.

jin ling. he def gets jealous of fairy when lan sizhui gives her head pats.

podfic #37 [ ⛔ ]

A Very Special Collaboration With @xxmiserysmilesxx

ao3! [podfic] You are what you eat by deliciousblizzardshark alternate: archive.org media player time commitment: about 41 mins fic details:

You are what you eat (17669 words, chapters: 9/9) by deliciousblizzardshark @deliciousblizzardshark

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Eldritch Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Horny Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Body Horror, Possession, of a sort, Cannibalism, Kind Of, Mild Gore, Teeth, When the eldritch abomination possessing you is less of a pining idiot than you are, I did not expect there to be so much fluff when I started writing a fic about an eldrich horror, Fluff and Humor, Smut, Lan Zhan is so fucking thirsty, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Monster sex, Switching, Light BDSM, Rimming, I guess when you write smut you end up with all these sex tags, Self-Lubrication, Seriousness treated Crackily, Implied/Referenced Torture, Dead Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Podfic Available

Summary:

“What happened to you?” Jiang Cheng demands.

Wei Wuxian sighs. “I already said I don’t know. This conversation is so boring,” he says. “I’m hungry. Can’t we get some food? They’re all too dead,” he adds, flicking a hand at the dead Wen guards, “to be tasty.”

and

Then there’s a sound like someone hacking something up and Wei Ying comes back into the room and, with a very proud expression drops a handful of teeth on the map table. Human teeth. They’re bloody and… wet…

“What?” Jiang Cheng asks. “What’s this?”

“Wen Chao’s teeth!” Wei Ying says proudly.

and

Lan Wangji wants to hold him tight in his arms and cry. He wants to eat him out. He wants to perform an exorcism.

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OMG THIS IS THE PERFECT GIF FOR WWX IN CH1 !!!

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SOMFT LAN WANGJI (microexpression KING wang yibo)

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LWJ! WE SEE YOU GIVING HIM THE ELEVATOR EYES

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BONUS MATERIALS

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You are a top tier commenter, I can attest to this. I might not be a big fandom name or a good fic writer, but the fact that you still take the time to tell me what you loved about the fics I write shall never cease to make me smile! Thank you so much!

saw somebody saying they don't post comments bc they don't want the author to reply? WTF is author dni??? I LOVE IT WHEN THE AUTHOR REPLIES TO ME THAT SHIT IS AMAZING it's like we're sending fandom themed postcards to each other it's like we're pen pals IT GIVES ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN i don't understand that mentality I WANT THE AUTHOR TO KNOW HOW THEY HAVE AFFECTED ME and then pat me on the head and tell me i'm a good reader

me @ me: bc i want a good grade in fanfic reader which is both normal to want and possible to achieve

ps authors owe me nothing btw if your energy is split btwn replying to comments or posting a new thing I will always support your efforts towards new thing. or yk taking a break for self care bc that's important too

Whatever the fuck Xie Lian’s job is. To suffer, perhaps? Either way, I fear I may be screwed. 😂

Oh my GOD the moshenshang hyperfixation is really getting you huh? whats binghe doing in this au tho, I imagine he’s learning self love and care and generally not needing another persons validation to live anymore. Thoughts?

IT IS IT IS LOL

And yes rhat’s the perfect answer. He’s working through his like. Shizun equivalent of daddy issues and listening to Lana Del Rey while stressbaking. He probably has a dog.

imagine shen qingqiu and shang qinghua getting sad about missing stuff from the modern world and mobei jun being like “i don’t know what a dorito is but i will find it and slay it to bring home for my wives at once”.

three days later

MBJ, with a monster head in his hands: as you requested, i have brought a dorito. SQQ: …. YOU ACTUALLY NAMED ONE OF YOUR FUCKING MONSTERS “DORITO”??? SQH: IDK MAN I DONT REMEMBER THIS SHIT I PROBABLY THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE THESE THINGS MBJ: is this not the right beast? i can go and- SQQ and SQH: nope no no more monsters we are good this is indeed a dorito MBJ: i see MBJ: good. MBJ: so how do we cook it to get it to become “cool ranch”. SQQ and SQH: …..