Mobei Jun Picking Up Slang From Shen Qingqiu And Shang Qinghua And Using It Like Only The Most Jaded

Mobei Jun picking up slang from Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua and using it like only the most jaded demon dad to ever demon.

Like bro thinks these words have wildly different meanings than they actually do.Shang Qinghua managed to assassinate another minor demon king, and Mobei Jun patted him on the head and told him he did a very pussyslay job. Shen Qingqiu was having a stressful time running his peak and Mobei Jun told him he was an aesthetic girlboss mood. Both of his wives live in fear of him trying to call them fam in bed meanwhile Mobei Jun thinks he's mastered their dialect and gotten an excellent grade in Husband.

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2 months ago

okay but imagine-

Shen Qingqiu ends up as Mobei Jun’s “date” to a demon meeting of sorts, due to Shang Qinghua’s workload just being too much to make it. They’ve been going along with this sort of “arrangement” (throuple? is it a relationship?) for a bit now, but SQQ still isn’t sure that MBJ even LIKES him. Surely he’s just tolerating him for Qinghua’s sake. A few hours into the event, SQQ is way too overwhelmed. His head is spinning, it’s too loud, too much- it’s all a blur already. He can barely discern what’s happening, and he’s ready to find a corner and hope no demon notices him hyperventilating. Before he can leave though, a hand is on his shoulder, and he’s back at Moshang’s place (their place? Is it his too now?) and he’s being led to their bed, a voice telling him to breathe. Mobei Jun is just holding him, cold and solid, a hand running through his hair. They just sit there, until SQQ can feel the room he’s in again. He knows then that it isn’t just Qinghua that MBJ cares about. SQQ is cared about - genuinely, really cared about - by two people. It’s more than he could’ve asked for.


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2 months ago

mxtx characters who i think would benefit greatly if someone just called them “good boy” more often:

lan wangji. i mean its canon.

quan yizhen. i mean just look at him.

luo binghe wants to be called a good boy but won’t. because he is not.

mu qing gives the vibe that he wants to be called a good girl but is very conflicted by that

hua cheng. hes a golden retriever in a black cat body.

jiang cheng. bro just wants someone to tell him he’s good in general.

jin ling. he def gets jealous of fairy when lan sizhui gives her head pats.


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2 months ago

he xuan post black water arc:

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2 months ago
How Jc Describes Wwx's Schedule In Cloud Recess Arc

how jc describes wwx's schedule in cloud recess arc

3 weeks ago

Male bird core

2 months ago
3 MORE TO GO.

3 MORE TO GO.

spare 14 please :')

Spare 14 Please :')

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2 months ago

Y’know I give Hua Cheng a lot of shit for being a simplord like I don’t talk about Xie Lian being just as bad enough.

Like you know this guy cannot go ten minutes without mentioning his husband. He is the most annoying wife guy in a twenty mile radius. Hua Cheng can do no wrong in his eyes. He could bite of Feng Xins finger because he thought it was funny and Xie Lian will fully tell Feng Xin he shouldn’t have antagonised someone more powerful than him.

Hua Cheng could show up at the door to Puqi Shrine menacingly standing at his 6’4 self covered in blood and Xie Lian would just be like “Oh my poor sweet San Lang, was today a bad day let me make you some soup and get you cleaned up.”

Like he is living his Mafia AU Mob Wife Fantasy and we all need to support him in that.

2 months ago
 Welcome To Moshenshang Week! 💚💙🩵

Welcome to Moshenshang Week! 💚💙🩵

This event is for anyone in the Scum Villain fandom interested in making content for the ship between Mobei-jun, Shang Qinghua, and Shen Qingqiu!

There’s no official deadline, so feel free to hop on whenever you’d like!

Artists, writers, podficcers, and other creative types are all welcome! 

Tag your posts (both on Tumblr and AO3) with #MoshenshangWeek2025 !

You don’t have to stick to the prompts super strictly! Have fun and make your own interpretations!

You don’t have to do all the days, or do them in order! Just go with whatever speaks to you!

Feel free to send me your work, or tag me in it! I’d love to see what people create!

PROMPTS! 

Day 1 - Firsts

First date, first time, first kiss, first love…

Day 2 - Courting

Flirting, Demon Courtship, Gifts, love languages

Day 3 - Genderswap / Rule 63

This can include some good old lesbian romance, or genderqueer/trans 

shenanigans!

Day 4 - Soulmates

Red string of fate, soulmate AU, fate/destiny

Day 5 - Music

Lyrics as inspiration, playlists, karaoke, idol or band AUs

Day 6 - Adventure

Casefic, inn travel, mystery, travel, wife plots, working together

Day 7 - Modern

College AU, corporate AU, highschool, slice-of-life

✨tagging✨

@araksi413 

@c4xcocoa 

@notsofrozt


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2 months ago

When it comes to transmigration, i see Mobei Jun like a middle age dad telling his friends that “this is my daughter, he’s transgender!”. But like. “These are my wives, they’re imposters from another planet…. I mean, universe?” Confused but he’s trying and has the spirit. He has no clue what a multiverse is. He thinks a refrigerator is a mythical beast. He thinks the Star Wars were a real historical set of events from their world. But he doesn’t judge and is just here to keep his beloveds happy.


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