SQH: I’m Objectifying You In Ways You Don’t Even Know

Huaisang is a master of psychological warfare

art wip of the sillies!!!! :) sqq deserves ALL the hugs!!

Shen Qingqiu, touch starved asf: I need someone to crush me with their body weight right now.

Shang Qinghua (tiny plump hamster boy): I VOLUNTEER!

Mobei Jun (300 pounds of muscle and heavy armor, ): I volunteer as well.

Shen Qingqiu (tiny twiggy twink): WAIT NO-

sangcheng in the back with their heads on the table while their dumbass pet rabbit causes Problems I love the gusu trio a normal amount

this video aka 'nat 20 LET'S FUCKING GO' 😅😅😅⭐️⭐️⭐️🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️✨✨✨🎉🎉🎉💖💖💖💖

original lyrics and audio: perception check--tom cardy (2023)

BUT LET'S MAKE IT MDZS

[jzx] On the horizon of this forest path you see a group of dark-cloaked figures Slowly trudging towards you, what do you do? [nhs] My half-orc barbarian [ nie mingjue! chifeng-zun!! ] braces her great hammer [ saber ] and– That's a one [jzx] Critical fail, Steve [ jiang cheng❣️] what do you do? [jc] Well, I believe in anticipation My rogue [jiang wanyin, sandu shengshou] would try and hide behind a tree– Okay, I rolled a one [jzx, *sigh*] That's another critical fail Tom [ wei ying, lounging louchely bc chaotic gremlin adhd bisexual disasters can't sit properly in chairs c'mon what else did you expect ??? ] what does your human bard [ yiling laozu--wei wuxian!! ] do? [wy, tootles that flute] Active perception check [jzx] That's a natural 20 [wy] Let's fucking go [sick flute solo] 🎶I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes🎶 🎶These motherfuckers mean to harm us and they got to go🎶 🎶So c'mon get 'em now🎶 🎶You picked the wrong day to fuck around with my tight crew, ooh, ooh 🎶 [ 🎶so skibidi🎶 @bibookdemon i blame you for this being in my brain. i know that's not the lyric but it's funny and it fits right ??? ] 🎶There's no escaping it, I can perceive you🎶 🎶Here's what we're gonna do🎶 [sick flute solo] 🎶Me and my boys are gonna mess you up🎶 [nhs & jc] I rolled a one (I rolled a one) [wy] Fuck 🎶 My boys are otherwise engaged 🎶 🎶 So I'm gonna bring it all myself 🎶 [wy] Hey, I forgot You're supposed to tell me what I see, right? [jzx] Yes, thank you, let's just slow it all down a bit So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter– [wy] I cast vicious mockery Nat 20, let's go 🎶You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you🎶 [sick flute solo--intense flute music] Short! 🎶Everybody says "Look how fucking short that guy [jin guangyao] is"🎶 🎶And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships [with lan xichen 😔]🎶 🎶And when you were born everybody thought that you were just a head🎶 🎶But then the doctor said "Wait This stupid motherfucking tiny short-arse baby Got a tiny little itty-bitty body And I hate it"🎶 [jzx] Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure Perception check, please [wy] Nat 20, let's go [jzx] You perceive the figure was so short because it was a child [jin ling] ([wy] it's always a kid) [jzx] Specifically, the child you've been looking for, for the last 15 days game-time And five [bleep] days of our actual lives [wy] Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I'll be better Fuck, his body's just lying there, right? Right? [jzx] Yes [apprehensive pause] (don't) [wy] 🎶Loot that body (gotta loot that body, now)🎶 🎶Loot that body (gotta loot that motherfucker)🎶 🎶Playing my flute when I loot that dead kid's body🎶 [sick flute solo] [wy] Bitch

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ps the words in [ ] and emphasis were added by me (based on the animatic) for enhanced enjoyment lol []~(￣▽￣)~*

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Sangcheng week Day 3 - Time

this is both "little silly idiots in love with bad timing" 💜💚 and also "i ran out of time can you tell" hahha

anyway this is it from me for this year,, didnt quite manage to wrangle uni and scweek this time around. but next year i will o7 (hopefully lol)

@acanthusbloomed’s art is so fire <3

This is us.

To whom it may concern,

Sub: Why Wen Ning Pairings make me uncomfortable

I love Wen Ning. I really do.

But it makes me deeply uncomfortable to find him in any kind of romantic pairing in the fanfics.

And I have realised why.

Because, he has yet to encounter someone who recognises him as the independent person that he is, not a little brother, not a rescue case, not a weapon, not a pet.

He has to go out there in the world, and find that person for himself.

Because nobody that has been mentioned in-verse deserves him. Not. A. Single. Body.

Thanks.

OMG YOU'RE ON TUMBLR NOW I CAN TAG YOU IN POSTS AND SEND YOU ALL THE THINGS

INDEED I AM HEHEHEH

Mobei Jun, annoyed with Shang Qinghua: Qingqiu. you are sleeping on the couch. Shen Qingqiu: WHAT- WHY AM I SLEEPING ON THE COUCH??? I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ANNOYED WITH QINGHUA NOT ME? Mobei Jun: I am. Mobei Jun: but I also like him more. Mobei Jun: I am delegating my emotions. Shen Qingqiu: ITS SUPPOSED TO BE REGULATING, NOT DELEGATING. Mobei Jun: picks him up by the scruff of his neck like a cat and tosses him onto the couch while Shang Qinghua dies laughing

animated this for my bff :) he’s an Omori fan