Listen, I bet it would kill Wei Wuxian if Jiang Cheng started to treat him like a teenager xD
Mo Xuanyu died young, so from the pov of Sandu Sengshou, a venerable man in his late thirties, he's a kid. A lad. A baby. Acting like a kid ever since JC knew him, no better than Jin Ling at his most teenage.
And JC is so tired. He's busy, and stressed, and tired.
So there comes one day during some sort conference in Gusu, when WWX is being his usual trolling self with the juniors, and they happen to stumble loudly into Sect Leader Jiang. WWX stutters a bit, taken by surprise, and JC, actually in an important conversation with his second, just kinda autopilots at the sight of Young People Group and goes "Not now, A-Xian," in his most tired Dad Voice, and carries on.
Wei Wuxian stares after him, speechless. It's like Jiang Fengmian came back from the dead for all of five seconds to kick him in the feels. It doesn't feel right. Did JC just dad-voice him?!? Outrageous!!
Thus Wei Wuxian cracks up being an annoying ass to take revenge. Unfortunately, JC noticed that the Dad Voice works to stump WWX and starts using it almost exclusively. It's amazing, he didn't have this much fun in ages. Revenge tastes sweet. He doesn't even have to get angry, just channel his dad for a few moments and Wei Wuxian puffs up like a balloon. It's great. The Disappointed Sigh? The Tired Side-eye? The Smile of Dismissal? Each works to perfection. Even better - Lan Fucking Wangji can't even tell him to fuck off, since JC isn't doing anything evil or angry this time.
After a few days of the conference, Lan Qiren shows up in JC's doorstep asking for pointers.
@acanthusbloomed’s art is so fire <3
This is us.
and SQH then just has to deal with these two grumpy little cats knocking things over and warring for his attention and being brats
sqq sits at sqh’s desk while he’s writing and bites him whenever he forgets a plot point. meowbei-jun gets mad and smacks sqq onto the floor so forcefully with his big kitty paws that sqq gets knocked out, and mbj just proceeds to turn and make big eyes at sqh like “im juft a kitjy cat,,,, see i am so innocent and smol,,,,”
mbj just does not consider that cat injuries translate to human injuries and so spends their entire time as cats smacking the shit out of sqq and then is very confused when sqq is heavily concussed and maimed back in human form. (no one knows to this day if this was another courting attempt or simply meowbei jun being a dick)
sqh also would start a tiktok acc just filming his cats then suddenly one day have to explain why the cats are gone and two inhumanly attractive men are sitting in his apartment looking like they just were in a barfight
Nooooo Bestie, don't go to mad at me island
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tf you all following Tumblrs most recent Fool for. Thank you. It means the world. Seek therapy.
this is the sqx + pei ming friendship I believe in. (Delusional)
Comic commission for ZeroKiryuu167 on twitter 💕
doodle I did for my friend. Father forgive me, I have given a twink a fat ass.
I spent so long trying to figure out which was Lan Wangji and which was Wei Wuxian I forgot actual rabbits exist
run, recline, rest.
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