Reverse Transmigration AU Mobei-jun Searching Up “cucumber” To Figure Out What It Means When Shang

Sangcheng week Day 1 - Occasions

🪷 While a cultivation conference was being held in Yunmeng Jiang, the Jiang-zongzhu and Nie-zongzhu rested together. In the morning, Jiang-zhonghzu would cut off the sleeve of his robes, so as not to rouse his resting lover, not knowing that said man would flaunt the piece later for all to see. 🪷

lol this was supposed to a proper two-parter to tie in the point together more clearly and all but...... i just didn't feel like finishing this part ngl so all you get is a sketch hjdsh

also dont think too hard about why would JC go to the conference in the ruined robes or why didn't he take them off in the first place when going to sleep or how did NHS manage to get it together so quickly just. don't worry about that ok. plot convenience jfhkd

close-ups of the girlies. yes lines only cuz im lines lover and colours hater (more like failure lol dfhkjh)

OH YEA BTW for those who dont know ye this is obvs a reference to the emperor Ai of Han and the whole cutsleeve thing lol

spot the diff games go hard

He learned this move in the Burial Mounds :D

Pre transmigration cumplane where:

Shen Yuan is an avid cosplayer because hell, he's got money and time to burn and he's got a hyperfixation, abeit a bit questionable.

Airplane who sometimes goes to fan events and cons undercover to spy on what fans are saying and brainstorm ideas for new chapters, and since no one knows what he looks like he can get away with it. (He based LBH off himself so.. revealing that would be embarassing)

Now imagine, SY knows he can pull off Shen Qingqiu best because he looks a bit like him and screw him, he likes the scholarly look, it looks good on his slight frame. Airplane on the other hand, is built like LBH, dorito waist and all, curly hair that goes past his shoulder and the prettiest (pathetic crybaby) brown eyes to ever brown eye.

Airplane is listening into a heated group discussion when the speaker turns around and bumps into him. "You're hot." Airplane says panicking because holy fuck. Shen Yuan looks exactly how airplane envisioned SQQ, there's even a mean glint to his eyes, the posture is ridiculously perfect. Mean scholarly teachers is ver much his type. Besides mobie jun.

"I like your take on Binghe-" Shen Yuan responds because goddamn, that's clearly a Luo Binghe cosplayer and in modern clothes too??????? Clothes that cling to his figure? Good shit.

Cut to them fucking nasty style before exchanging socials. Real ones and not the accounts they use for PIDW stuff. Nope. Not doing that because they both got embarrassing fandom/authorship secrets to keep.

I'm in Chapter 4 of Volume 1 (so no spoilers please) but I feel like whatever is gonna happen wouldn't have happened or happened as badly with some meds.

drew this whilst we were writing I Need Some Lovin', so whilst it's not exactly accurate to how their first kiss happens in the scene, it's very much inspired by it :)

THEY’RE MARRIED.

Shen Qingqiu, touch starved asf: I need someone to crush me with their body weight right now.

Shang Qinghua (tiny plump hamster boy): I VOLUNTEER!

Mobei Jun (300 pounds of muscle and heavy armor, ): I volunteer as well.

Shen Qingqiu (tiny twiggy twink): WAIT NO-

I adore this but the last one just sounds like a fancy way to say that they had Evil Old Man Yaoi Hate Sex

"therapy" and its just hua cheng nuzzling into the space between his husbands neck and shoulder.

"therapy" and its just xie lian being embraced by the strong arms of his husband.

"therapy" and its just mu qing gliding his fingers across feng xin's defined muscles.

"therapy" and its just feng xin looking at mu qing in the sunlight.

"therapy" and its just shi qingxuan brushing his fingers through he xuan's hair.

"therapy" and its just he xuan having privacy and silence while with shi qingxuan.

"therapy" and its just mei nianqing and jun wu fighting which results in physical love.

how dare people hide the funniest shit in their tags. you cannot simply be hilarious then flounce off like a coward.

POV: Ur Lan Qiren grading assignments for the Gusu Quartet

“Lan Wanji, your essay is excellent, but I don’t remember “Wei Wuxian’s name surrounded by little hearts” being part of the rubric. Wei Wuxian, this would be a great essay, if I assigned you an essay about the different rabbit species in Gusu, and not about the intersection of ethical theory and abstinence within Cultivation history. Nie Huaisang, your excuse for an intro paragraph is clearly word for word copied from Jiang Wanyin, and the rest are just drawings of birds. Jiang Wanyin, stop letting Nie Huaisang copy off you. And Jin Zixuan… I cannot read your handwriting.”