Ho, Boy…if You Guys Weren’t Confused Before, Then You Probably Are Now.

Branch: *Gently taps table*

Trickee: *Taps back*

Hype: What are they doing?

Ablaze: Morse code.

Branch: *Aggressively taps table*

Trickee: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Types of Ships

Ships: the average joe

Boats: tiny ships that don't last for too long

Submarines: unknown/widely unpopular ships

Ghost ships: sunken ships that still sail, where one/both sides of the ship have died

Battleships: antis; they sink other ships for their own benefit, and are the cause of many ships wars

Water Police: they are the peaceful kind; they ship anything, and are always trying to (unsuccessfully) prevent ship wars

The Titanic: huge ships, usually OTPs that everyone knows are going to sink at some point

The Ark: end-game OTPs. Like it or not, everyone knows they're going to happen

Something I doodled the Other day~ Ok I wanna put it out there that alot of people have been using my Kevedd art..and selling it , coping it..not sourcing it, which makes me kinda not wanting to post stuff… So if you could please help me by clearing up things you see that arn’t from my tumblr I would really appreciate it ; u ; )~ Thank you

Finally finished the big drawing idea I had ;w; I wanted to draw a timeline-lineup of the boys and certain points in their life. Feel like I could have added a bit more but I think this works out for the most part.

(Click for better quality)

Close-ups under the read more

I think imma do this too, school is ending soon and I will be bored, so tell meh what number and what ship!

Drabble Challenge!

Repost this. Followers/Readers send numbers to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece. Have fun! Expect a ton of requests!! 

“That’s starting to get annoying”

“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

“You can’t just sit there all day.”

“I’m too sober for this.”

“I’m not here to make friends.”

“I need a place to stay.”

“Well, that’s tragic.”

“You’re seriously like a man-child.”

“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”

“Dear Diary, …”

“She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

“I lost our baby.”

“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

“I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”

“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”

“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

“What’s the matter, sweetie?”

“You’re Satan.”

“I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”

“I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”

“Did you just hiss at me?”

“Do you really need all that candy?”

“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

“I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”

“The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”

“No. Regrets.”

“How drunk was I?”

“How is my wife more badass than me?”

“Be you. No one else can.”

“I haven’t slept in ages.”

“I locked the keys in the car.”

“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”

“You work for me. You are my slave.”

“Take your medicine.”

“They’re monsters.”

“Welcome to fatherhood.”

“Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”

“It’s your turn to make dinner.”

“The kids, they ambushed me.”

“Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”

“Stop being so cute.”

“I feel like I can’t breathe.”

“You need to see a doctor.”

“You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”

“I was a joke, baby. I swear.”

“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”

“I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”

“Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”

“This is girl talk, so leave.”

“Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”

“There’s a herd of them!”

“Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”

“They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”

“You’re a nerd.”

“I’m late.”

“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

“You smell like a wet dog.”

“I could punch you right now.”

“Are you going to talk to me?”

“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

“If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”

“Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”

“Here, take my blanket.”

“I don’t want you to stop.”

“How could I ever forget about you?”

“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”

“Run for it!”

“We need to talk.”

“Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”

“I want a pet.”

“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”

“I’m not wearing a dress.”

“I’m not wearing a tie.”

“Quit beating me up!”

“Please put your penis away.”

“It’s a Texas thing.”

“Don’t argue. Just do it.”

“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”

“Does he know about the baby?”

“Hold still.”

“I just ironed these pants!”

“Enough with the sass!”

“Show me what’s behind your back.”

“I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”

“Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”

“Stay awake.”

“STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”

“You’re not interested, are you?”

“I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”

“Tell me you need me.”

“Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”

“I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”

“I had a bad dream again.”

“Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”

“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”

“You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”

“The store ran out of Easter eggs.”

“How could you forget your son’s birthday?”

“You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”

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Zosan (Sanji’s Version) at the ending of Thriller Bark Arc 💚💛

Been having major Stan twins feels and needed to draw out an idea I got out. I just feel like deep regrets and feelings will come out of nowhere for both and get overwhelming, sometimes they need each other’s company

Awwww!! Thank you so much! Here’s my peeps I love a lot:

@keep-a-bucket-full-of-stars and @mono-rose

( I don’t have a lot of friends on tumblr,,,,,, XD

If you could become tumblr best friends with someone in real life, which 15 people would it be? The people you mention have to answer the same question too! Have a great day!

Oh shit that’d be awesome! Let’s see, @cocomadness400 @phantrashhowlter @mia-the-dork @i-write-phanfic-not-essays @danfanciesphil @radical-flaar-queen @p-hantasticpheels @leg-dabs @apparently-im-hufflepuff @imtooqueerforyournonsense @littledemonphannie @fighting-french-fry @dinosaurnerdhowell @extrasassylampshade @i-craft-ladders (I wanted to put more blogs but you said only 15 .__.)

Almost killed family 2.0 ✌️

Bane of his existence…. Get it?

Yup