"....TRICKEE AND ABLAZE HAD TO BE MOM AND DAD TO US WHEN GROWING UP, AND THEY WEREN'T ANY OLDER THAN

STAR TREK SNW Among the Lotus Eaters | ST III The Search for Spock

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

Rock zombies! Kismet

Panda’s laugh is the funniest shit I’ll fight everyone

Drunk Sanji, sober Zoro (2/3)💚💙🍺

We’re getting closer to my favorite parts~ 👀

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*Branch walking into the bunker after a fight with his brothers*

Branch: I need your help, I can’t tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later and we are going to hurt some trolls.

Kismet: *knowing they are going to hurt Branch’s brothers* whose car we going to take?

After so long, I finally finished my idea for the future events idea I had. There is some small things I would have added but I couldn’t really figure out how to go about doing them but regardless, it’s finally complete ;w;

Ablaze: Uh, Hype? Branch is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof. 
Hype: What? 
Boom : I think they meant, Branch is drowning. 
Hype: WHAT?! 
*Meanwhile* 
Branch: *is drowning* 
Trickee: OH MY GOD, BRANCH! KEEP SWIMMING! 
Branch: I can't swim, dumba– *sinks* 
Trickee: BRANCH!

A bit of my finest tomfoolery

Also kismet is that friend group that never takes anything seriously no I’m not taking any criticism on that