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BBC shouldn't be aloud to make anymore tv shows. I just finished Merlin and I feel like dying.

Potatoes ( Or how Tyler got a black eye)

A/N: So, funny story. I want to write 1 one shot each day, so today I asked my friend, @abanime-zuki , for a story prompt. She just looked at me and said “ Potato”. So that’s my story prompt. Please enjoy XD

Ship: Daithidewildcat

Warnings: cursing

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When Tyler walked through the front door, he was met with blaring music and the smell of cooking food. Smiling to himself, he kicked off his shoes and made his way toward the kitchen where he knew his beautiful Irish boyfriend would be making dinner.

When Tyler entered the kitchen he was pleased to see Nogla standing at the sink with his back to the door. As the Irishman sways his hips to the music, Tyler crept up behind him and wrapped his arms around the man’s middle.

Though Tyler wasn’t expecting to be hit in the face with a potato as a result.

“Ahh fuck!” He screeched as pain exploded from his left eye, blinding him momentarily. Stumbling back, Tyler pressed his hand against his eye and let out a string of curses.

“What the hell David!?” Tyler yelled when a pair of hands gripped his face and pried his hand away from his eye. A blurry Nogla came into view as he tried to open both watering eyes.

“Well, if ya hadn’t snuck up on meh, I wouldn’t ‘ave hit ch’a; now would I ‘ave?” Nogla snapped, tilting Tyler head side to side gently, to better examine the now black eye. “Stop bein’ a little bitch an’ hold stil!”

“Well let me hit you in the face with a fucking potato and see how you act!” Tyler growled, turning his head away, rubbing the wetness from his eyes.

“ Stop it ya idiot, ya gonna make it worse than it already is.” Nogla said, gently turning Tyler’s face back toward him. “ Put some ice on it, so it don’t swell. Then go sit down till I finish dinner, I’ll look at it more after.” Tyler nodded and did as Nogla suggested,

but not before slapping the man’s rear as payback.

“ Go sit in da damn living room ya American fuck boy!” He shouted, face turning a deep shade of red as he quickly turned back to finish the food so it wouldn’t burn.

Tyler snorted, grinning to himself as he sat on the couch, propping his feet up on the coffee table and pressing the ice pack to his eye.

“ Whatever, you love me either way you Irish bitch.”

“ Sadly,” was the reply from said Irish man.

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I hope you guys enjoyed this one shot and please thank @abanime-zuki for the prompt again because I honestly love what I just created XD.

I hope you all have a fantastic day! Until tomorrow!

Panda’s laugh is the funniest shit I’ll fight everyone

@somerandomdudelmao *cough-cough* *COUGH* Sorry I'm still not over this arc... *disappears*

Imagine Dragons - I Bet My Life

Branch: Hey want to see an impression of my brothers?

Kismet: Sure.

*Branch leaves.*

This action will have consequences...

Sabos father did try to take him back in the AU, unfortunately Luffy doesn't like being alone, Nika doesn't like the loss of freedom, and both want their brothers to be happy

masterpost

My friends think I like to fight, but it's just not true. Sometimes I lose my temper and blow off a little steam—but I've never enjoyed it. I'm not a violent dog. I don't know why I bite.

RAPH AND ANGER

[in/sp]

huge shoutout to @shalaaex and @amascomet for their incredible art that inspired this! check out their beautiful posts!!

quote is from isle of dogs (2018)

Somebody please write this Hawksilver Surf AU

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Naruto Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nara Shikamaru/Uzumaki Naruto Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Crack Treated Seriously, Humor, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, BAMF Uzumaki Naruto, Genderfluid Character, Yandere Shikamaru Nara, Smart Uzumaki Naruto, BAMF Nara Shikamaru, Alternate genin teams, Strong Uzumaki Naruto, Smitten Nara Shikamaru, Violence, Canon-Typical Violence, Hatake Kakashi Needs a Hug, Hatake Kakashi Needs Help, Nara Shikamaru Gives No Fucks, alternate team 7, Team Ticking Time Bomb, Monstrous Strength Naruto, Naruto With Tsunade’s Strength, Nara Shikaku Is Very Tired, Shikamaru Calls Dibs On Naruto, The Nara Fixation, Uchiha Idiocy, Uchiha Sasuke Being an Idiot, Love At First Chakra Enhanced Strike, Sasuke You In Danger Boy, Genderfluid Uzumaki Naruto, DO NOT RE-POST THIS STORY ON ANY OTHER PLATFORM. Series: Part 1 of Shadows & Strength Summary:

Even if he has decided he wants to be friends with Naruto now for some reason, there’s no way Shikamaru would want to do that.  No way he would want to leave his big house and his big family to curl up with Naruto in his tiny apartment.

There’s nothing Naruto has or could do that could ever make that kind of trade-off worth it.

So Naruto will just have to get as much of whatever this is as he can right now.

☕️BUY ME A COFFEE☕️ / PATREON

Yeah, get outta there Ed! Scram! This is supposed to be a Kevedd comic afterall!

Part 4 everybody! Enjoy!

(-hopes this isn’t too hard to read)

Reverse!Edd belongs to Asphyxion.