I'm Finally Came Around To Do My Own Trolls HC List-thing (most Are Branch Related Cuz He's My Favourite):

I'm finally came around to do my own Trolls HC list-thing (most are Branch related cuz he's my favourite):

Branch has almost perfectly trained senses from living and surviving on his own in the wilderness; he's got a very sensitive nose and he can easily hear the smallest movements even if they're fairly far away, etc.

Poppy makes sure to at least make a little noise when approaching Branch, as to not catch him off guard, since he had a tendency to get lost in thought when he feels he's in a safe and secure space, and can lower his defences. Kismet does the same (they're found family to me idc)

In the beginning, the bros found it kind of annoying/confusing how Poppy would start getting louder and yell out Branch's name every time they were getting close to him, probably shrugging it off to her just being a very hyper and overexcited girlfriend. It wasn't until they got to experience first-hand how Branch reacted when they suddenly just touched him while deep in thought, and let's just say, after having their arm pinned behind their back and a sharpened stick held to their throat a few too many times, they learned to give a heads-up.

Branch needs glasses. He stopped wearing them after Rosiepuff got eaten to fully avoid any connection with Brozone and his boyband persona. He's not completely blind and can still get around, but he relies mostly on his other senses (which also got way more sharp because of that), and has to get up close to see things in detail.

A HC I think I shared before: Branch is freakishly strong, but doesn't look it at first glance - He's very much humbled the bros (especially JD and Bruce) with this fact, when they try to wrestle him into a headlock to give him a nookie or a Wet Willy (JD and Bruce) and he just won't budge (Kismet knows to not even try) or when they want to help him carry something and they almost collapse under they weight when he hands it to them.

Besides being his vehicle, Rhonda is also JD's (unofficial) therapy animal.

Clay can't swim. He never learned since he spent his entire life in either the trolltree or the abandon golfcourse. When Bruce learns this, he takes it upon himself to try and teach him, but to their shared frustration, they both (Clay and Bruce) discover that Clay is apparently deadly afraid of open waters.

Bruce also didn't know how to swim when he first left the trolltree. He got washed up on vacay Island, having been staying afloat by holding onto a branch. The vacationers taught him how to swim.

JD can cook circles around most trolls. He did most of the cooking back in the trolltree 'cuz Rosiepuff was a horrible cook (referencing her apparently rancid-tasting fluffleberry cake), he also taught (Sp)Bruce how to cook, but never got around to teach the others 'cuz they split up. Bruce later incorporated some of JD's recipes into the menu at the restaurant.

Branch's tastebuds are pretty hardened (some might say almost nonexistent), and trolls tend to assume it's from his survival years, where he'd just eat whatever as long as it was edible, didn't matter what it tasted like. In reality, it's mostly from solely eating Rosiepuff's cooking for like maybe a year or two after the band split up (yeah that's all it took to mess them tastebuds up for years after). Ofc in the beginning, he had to force himself to even put the food in his mouth, but he did it 'cuz he wanted to make his grandma happy.

Kismet was formed shortly after the bros left. It was Rosiepuff who encouraged Branch to socialize with other trollings around his age, since he became very closed off after the split (tho' I think he'd been a pretty shy and quiet kid to begin with (with the exception of when he performed as Bitty B))

Branch used to get bullied (more) for his greyness as a kid. Kismet would chase them off.

Although Branch is not as forgiving either, Kismet 100% holds a grudge for the bros leaving Branch - the Snackpack too, when they also learn what happened.

The bros are absolutely bewildered by the fact that Branch is dating the Queen, and that he'd probably one day be King. Branch himself gets very anxious when they mention this; just the thought of that much responsibility and being in the spotlight like that has him sweating.

Bruce's favorite way of annoying Branch is to tease him about his and Poppy's relationship, asking him when he can expect the wedding invitations and some nieces or nephews. In reality, it's probably Poppy that proposes in the future, with a long, romantic and heartfelt speech ofc (and yes, he cries).

That's all I got for now

You Never Know

You never know who is struggling with depression every single day all day long. It could be the girl who held the door open for you with a smile, even tho you were half way across the parking lot. It could have been the boy who spoke a quiet "excuse us" as he and his mom walked in front of you as they made their way down the aisle. It could be the girl who smiled and waved as they past you driving down the road. It could be the girl who greets you every morning. It could be the boy who gives you his lunch because he can't eat it. It could be anyone, and you would never know. So if a girl holds the door open, boy who says excuse us, girl who smiles and waves, girl who greets you, or the boy who gives you his lunch always smile and say thank you. Say it's fine. Smile and wave. And give a piece to him. Make their day as much as they made yours. Even if it was such a simple gesture.

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xxnoobydoobyxx

6 months ago

Panel One - Blackleg Sanji from One Piece as depicted as a Bighorn Sheep / Ram. He still has his signature bangs / eyebrow, and is golden in color. He is smoking a cigarette with a disgruntled expression with a large "..." in the background

Panel Two - the back of Sanji's head is visible with anime esqe 'dread lines' above his head. In front of him is Zoro (a green tiger), Law (a blue-grey snow leopard), Ace (a black panther) and Pedro (a yellow jaguar). They are looking at Sanji with neutral expressions and lined up in a row. Beneath them is the text "A Trend Is Discovered."

Sanji vs homerotic relationships with big cat coded men

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xxnoobydoobyxx

8 months ago

painful memories

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xxnoobydoobyxx

9 months ago

I would love to see this in a fic

JD is branches bio father but JD didn't have him till after the band had a falling out. Like it was just them in the band they had the argument John left to go to the neverglad trail and a few a bit after finds out he has an egg in his hair like it could be from an ex back at the troll tree (my favorite option) or it could be like someone he met on his travels. He vows to raise branch better then his own parents and what he did to his brothers. He learned his lesson. Branch still meets kismet they are his best friends and together deside to start a band. Jd is in full support of his son and is their manager and make sure they don't make the same mistakes he did. The rest of kismet are like his kids As well. They travel around the world living life and kismet doing concerts. The other brothers have no idea that John has a kid and that said kid is in a famous band. Floyd and Bruce see like magazines and poster of the band and think that one of the members looks like someone from their family but never look in to it. On a day that kismet make JD rest and take a break he runs into Floyd. Floyd's like hi how you doing and they talk for a bit. JD is thinking of how to tell him that hes an uncle. When Floyd make a comment about kismet so jd just goes about that the lead is my kid your nephew. Jd starts to brag on how proud he is of branch and the rest of kismet. Floyd trys to convince jd to tell him meet branch. Branch knows he have uncles and that them and his dad had a falling out and a bit of why.

Sorry for the rambling I suck at writing but this is a concept that has been in my head the last few day

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xxnoobydoobyxx

8 years ago

AWWWW

I ship Lancelot and Merlin.