Shikanaru Headcannons

shikanaru headcannons

Shikanaru Headcannons

naruto would occasionally indulge in a cigarette, but only when he caught shikamaru sneaking out for a smoke

while naruto was in training to become hokage, he'd wait for shikamaru to finish his work, so they'd walk part way home together

shikamaru proofreads naruto's letters or notes because naruto is bad at spelling

when naruto would get into trouble as a kid, shikamaru would one-up his pranks so naruto wouldn't be the only kid getting berated by teachers

shikamaru pisses a lot of people off, and naruto finds it incredibly amusing

whenever shikamaru comes over, he always makes sure to stock up naruto's medicine cabinet, because no matter what beast inhabited his immune system, naruto wasn't bigger than food poisoning 

naruto thinks shikamaru's worst flaw is flossing his teeth everywhere

naruto's canines nicked shikamaru's lips on more than one occasion 

naruto makes shikamaru read things out-loud for him, because no matter the corny thriller or boring mission report, shikamaru's voice is smooth, and his reading pace is much more soothing than the weird content of shikamaru's literature 

whenever naruto huddled into shikamaru's bed after a long mission, the only coherent sentences shikamaru formed included math equations and large words that mentioned infections and cellular structure — a lovely greeting in naruto's books

naruto had always wondered if his inability to process complex concepts hindered shikamaru from expressing himself, yet when he had brought this up, shikamaru argued that he did as much already, and that naruto was the best food for thought 

their first argument was over socks

shikamaru copied ino's language sometimes, saying things like "i scored", "nine lives" or "in the seventh heaven", but naruto had never been able to decipher their actual meaning

shikamaru hates breakfast and naruto hates lunch

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1 month ago
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Naruto Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Uzumaki Naruto Characters: Yuuhi Kurenai, Hatake Kakashi, Uzumaki Naruto, Maito Gai | Might Guy, Sarutobi Hiruzen Additional Tags: Family, Teen Kakashi, Baby Uzumaki Naruto Summary:

What if Kakashi had adopted Naruto after the Nine-Tails attack instead of spending 10 years in ANBU? Kakashi feels it’s his duty to take care of Naruto as his sensei’s surviving student, convincing the Third Hokage to let him adopt Naruto. Kakashi raises him, teaches him about Minato as if he was only Kakashi’s sensei and the Yondaime, forbidden to tell Naruto he was his son.

9 months ago
And Here Is Kismet! I've Been Going Back And Forth With These Guys In Design So I Love How This One Turned

and here is Kismet! I've been going back and forth with these guys in design so I love how this one turned out!

Both Ablaze and Trickee are part rock trolls, however Trickee isn't aware of his origins as a rock troll as he is an orphan so he always assumed that he was a pop troll and no one else ever told him otherwise, or rather the older trolls never informed him of what he was.

Hype and Boom are twins, with Boom being the oldest by two minutes. While both are pop trolls, they were basically born within the same egg, something that was thought to be impossible back then. When they did hatch, they were pale- almost albino looking, when they got older, their colors started to show in more and when they hit their teens is when their full colors came in.

Trickee and Branch didn't get along at all when they first met, the two always but heads with each other and would constantly fight which more often than not resulted in physical fights. It took them a long time to get along but when they did they became inseparable. Joint to the hip, they were together all the time.

When the band went their separate ways, Trickee kept in touch with Branch. The others also did the same since they knew how many family issues their band leader suffered, so they kept him Informed.

8 years ago
If This Is Love, I Do Not Want It. Take It Away, Please! Why Does It Hurt So Much?
If This Is Love, I Do Not Want It. Take It Away, Please! Why Does It Hurt So Much?
If This Is Love, I Do Not Want It. Take It Away, Please! Why Does It Hurt So Much?
If This Is Love, I Do Not Want It. Take It Away, Please! Why Does It Hurt So Much?
If This Is Love, I Do Not Want It. Take It Away, Please! Why Does It Hurt So Much?
If This Is Love, I Do Not Want It. Take It Away, Please! Why Does It Hurt So Much?
If This Is Love, I Do Not Want It. Take It Away, Please! Why Does It Hurt So Much?
If This Is Love, I Do Not Want It. Take It Away, Please! Why Does It Hurt So Much?

If this is love, I do not want it. Take it away, please! Why does it hurt so much?

8 years ago
FINALLY. THE NEXT PART. YES.
FINALLY. THE NEXT PART. YES.
FINALLY. THE NEXT PART. YES.
FINALLY. THE NEXT PART. YES.
FINALLY. THE NEXT PART. YES.
FINALLY. THE NEXT PART. YES.
FINALLY. THE NEXT PART. YES.

FINALLY. THE NEXT PART. YES.

Anywho~ the previous posts can be found here: http://replacedfancomic.tumblr.com/

The written version of this story can be found here: http://chibiceramir.tumblr.com/replacEDfanfic

…now to work on the written one. ^^;;;

9 months ago
Little Sneak Peak :)

Little sneak peak :)

8 years ago
Finally!! After The Universe Threw Every Obstacle At Me, I Finally Got This Done! Enjoy Everyone. I Know
Finally!! After The Universe Threw Every Obstacle At Me, I Finally Got This Done! Enjoy Everyone. I Know
Finally!! After The Universe Threw Every Obstacle At Me, I Finally Got This Done! Enjoy Everyone. I Know
Finally!! After The Universe Threw Every Obstacle At Me, I Finally Got This Done! Enjoy Everyone. I Know
Finally!! After The Universe Threw Every Obstacle At Me, I Finally Got This Done! Enjoy Everyone. I Know
Finally!! After The Universe Threw Every Obstacle At Me, I Finally Got This Done! Enjoy Everyone. I Know
Finally!! After The Universe Threw Every Obstacle At Me, I Finally Got This Done! Enjoy Everyone. I Know
Finally!! After The Universe Threw Every Obstacle At Me, I Finally Got This Done! Enjoy Everyone. I Know
Finally!! After The Universe Threw Every Obstacle At Me, I Finally Got This Done! Enjoy Everyone. I Know

Finally!! After the universe threw every obstacle at me, I finally got this done! Enjoy everyone. I know it was a long wait…now to start part 9 and 10….”(x___x;;)

Parts 1-7 : http://chibiceramir.tumblr.com/replacEDcomic

Please read the fic, it helps: http://chibiceramir.tumblr.com/replacEDfanfic

R!kevedd belongs to asphy.

8 years ago

OKAY BRO WE HAVE BEEF WE HAVE BEEF HERE FOR HOW LONG HAVE I OCCASIONALLY SEEN THE MERWAIN GIFSETS ON MY DASH JUST HERE AND THERE FOR HOW LONG HAVE I GONE "oh ok sure" AND JUST SCROLLED PAST. UNTIL THIS MOMENT WHEN STUDYING FOR MY MIDTERMS I SEE ONE AND SOMETHING IN MY HEAD CLICKS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I HAVE TOO MANY SHIPS ALREADY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, ALso do you have any fic recs because I now have a mighty need damn how did I not see THAT before oh wow shoot not again they are too cute holy moly-

I laughed maniacally my whole way through reading this, I’m gonna be honest with you. WELCOME TO MERWAINE HELL. YOU’LL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH CONTENT AND YOU’LL FOREVER BE GOING THROUGH THEIR TAG ON AO3 ONLY TO SEE THEM AS UNREQUITED, A BUILD UP TO THE ACTUAL FIC PAIRING, OR PART OF A KNIGHTS ORGY.

But I ABSOLUTELY DO have some fics to keep you going, at least for a little while. This is more or less my entire archive of Merlin/Gwaine fics, minus one that seems to have disappeared and a couple that had Merlin in other pairings as well. I didn’t put in the summaries because, I mean. There’s a shit load of them. The post would have gotten way too long. But, enjoy!

(I hope you see this, I’m fairly certain I was asleep when you sent it to me)

Basically everything in the Merlin section by Hope

A Little Help Here by clotpolesonly (it’s technically gen but still good)

Always Lived Like This by celeste9

The To Court A King’s Manservant series by KimliPan

These three works by fuzzytomato

Beneath the Milky Twilight by KimliPan

(Book)Lovers, friends don’t love me like you do and (Under)covers by sky_reid

Breathing Spell by eldee

Dirty Rotten Scoundrel by matchsticks_p

The Girdle!verse series by HalfFizzbin

These works by AkakoDukes

Friday Night with G. E. McGregor by marguerite_26

Gwaine (Or: Good In Everyone) by Jennistar

Honorable Intentions by smilebackwards

Interlocked by Tassos

Jinx and No Worthy Reason by enviropony

These works by slightlytookish

These three works by significantowl

Show and Tell by entanglednow

Slow Burn (Enough) by burnitbright

The Five Kingdoms by winterhill

The Magic of the Game by mollrach13

The Reckless Type by wangler

The Sorcerer’s Knight by Diana_Prallon

And because I can, a little self promo for my merwaine fics and @dementorsatemysoup‘s merwaine fics


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7 years ago

The five types of writers block

9 months ago

Doing more Trolls (Branch-centric ‘cuz he’s my favorite) headcanons:

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Branch has almost perfectly trained senses from living and surviving on his own in the wilderness; he's got a very sensitive nose and he can

Branch speaks both Spanish and Korean, he learned from the K-pop Gang and Reggaeton Trolls

Kismet all have minor scars from either getting in a tussle with Branch, or saving him from trouble (taking on a big predator-critter on his own, one of his inventions almost exploding in his face, getting into confrontations with trolls bothering him (aka Creek and co.), etc.)

YK how we see how trolls can make their hair glow in the dark in ttbgo? Branch’s eyes glow in the dark. It’s pretty rare, since most trolls don’t roam in complete darkness, like he probably did for so many years to avoid detection from predators, so most trolls don’t even know they have that capability. It allows him to see in the dark, as well as scare the shit out of anyone that might catch a glance of him (Kismet, the bros, etc.)

A continuation of the hc that Branch needs glasses, from the post linked above: Since he stopped wearing glasses at such a young age, Branch struggled a lot with both reading and writing. This resulted in him having to label things in his ration-stock with very big letters, which were often also misspelled. No one, neither Kismet nor the Snackpack, thought to correct him, since they didn’t deem it too important, but Clay was genuinely saddened by the fact that Branch had had to struggle with this from such a young age. He offers to help Branch correct the mistakes and teach him how to read and write properly, which makes Branch extremely embarrassed at first, but he reluctantly obliges when he sees how nonjudgmental Clay is about it. Clay later discovers that the main reason Branch struggles so much, is bcs he needs glasses, and not just bcs he never got taught grammar past the age of like five (around the time Rosiepuff died). This has Clay silently cursing himself out, ‘cuz how could he forget in the first place that his baby brother needed glasses?? He makes it his objective to get Branch some new glasses, which Branch shows much reluctance to in the beginning, and it takes a lot of convincing from Clay, Poppy and everyone else to get him to try it. Cue Branch seeing clearly for the first time in 20 years, and the first -and almost only thing he can comment on, is how beautiful Poppy is. Cue Poppy getting emotional.

Bruce probably has the softest hair in the world, and gets pretty upset when he learns that Branch, whose hair used to be almost as soft as his, hasn’t done any haircare other than brushing it every few weeks for 20 years. That and just taking a break and relaxing overall. He takes it upon himself to try and get Branch to relax, and tries to treat him to a bro-spa-day, but ends up going way overboard with face masks, hair rollers, sauna, whale sounds, burning lavender-scented incense, etc. It’s all just way too overstimulating, and instead of relaxing, Branch is just put in a state of overwhelming, suffocating stress. Bruce his completely oblivious to this, until Brandy points out how Branch had already accidentally crushed five coconut-drinks in his hand, and maybe, he should try and sus out what’s bothering him instead of continually handing him drinks. This leads to Bruce pulling Branch away, where they have an heart-to-heart; Branch tries to apologize at first, since he was trying so hard to keep up and stay relaxed, as to not bring down the mood, and mentions how the trolls back in pop-village would always complain that he did that, back when he was gray. Bruce is heartbroken when hearing this; for one, the fact that Branch had to endure so much (frankly a little cruel) judgement from everyone around him, when he’d just been afraid, instead of anyone helping him or taking his feelings into consideration. And secondly, that he now felt he couldn’t speak up about what’s bothering him, with the fear he’d be rejected. Bruce ofc tells him he has nothing to apologize for, and that it should be him apologizing, since he never even noticed how uncomfortable Branch was; and they continue the rest of the bro-spa-day, doing something low key, but still relaxing.

Floyd partied hard during his solo-career days, and is horrified to see his baby brother with a candy sucker (I hc them as being like drugs for trolls)

Branch clings to others when he sleeps, but only sleeps when he feels secure enough, so there’s been many sleepless nights. Kismet tries to combat this by staying with him to ‘keep lookout’ while he naps. This is how they discovered the clinging, and it later evolved into all of Kismet taking regular naps together, in an almost sleep pile (think the Croods)

Branch is a silent observer and easily notices patterns and specific quirks with the ones he’s close with. This leads to him often being a step ahead; Ablaze likes his coffee a certain way at a specific time in the morning? Branch already has it ready for him when he walks in the kitchen. Hype has a tendency to bump into a specific spot on the table every time he walks past it? Branch is there, ready to hold a protective hand over the spot when he walks by. Poppy usually runs out of scrapbooking-material around the same time at the end of every week? Branch is already waiting at her door with another unrequested ‘delivery’. Branch always returning with specific things, snacks, etc, every time he return from a run in the village, because ‘he knew they (each individual member of Kismet) liked those things thing, snacks, etc.

Branch doesn’t show physical affection very often, so when he does, it’s automatic bragging-rights for whomever got shown affection (Kismet, Brozone, The Snackpack), plus it often puts them in an emotional state. (And yes, everyone (Kismet and Brozone) is very jealous of Poppy and how much more physical affection Branch shows her)

7 years ago

Dialogue Prompts #24

1. “I hope you’re doing okay…”

2. “You’re a psychopath.”

3. “This isn’t my first time dealing with someone like you.”

4. “You can’t just run away every time there’s trouble.”

5. “Wait. You know him?”

6. “What was it like?”

7. “You’re judging me.”

8. “You don’t hate me?”

9. “Stop that!”

10. “Keep your morals away from me.”

11. “Why me?”

12. “NOOOO. We’re out of alcohol!”

13. “Mom says if you blow up the house she’s putting you up for adoption.”

14. “Do you need a map?”

15. “I’m NOT stopping to ask for directions!”

16. “It’s been three years…”

17. “You were just a kid…”

18. “Oh please. I only stabbed you one time. Get over it.”

19. “Look, I know you’re upset with me, but we have to work together.”

20. “Stop being a bitter old man.” “I’m 30 years old!”

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