just opened my banks app and it gave me a pop up for a fuckin. banking unwrapped?? and it turned out it was just unpersonalized customer statistics but for a brief glorious moment i was imagining a world where my bank was about to hit me with "you wasted $400 on GAY USELESS PURCHASES. you have spinal tap ungrungcore spending habits. your top transfer this year was: your landlord."
their canon outfits for some reason
Bisexual Harry Potter who flirts with every single Weasley sibling just to piss of Ron.
“Y’know Ron? I love your sister and all, but I hope you know Bill was my bi awakening. I’d totally go there”
Fred and George flirting back shamelessly.
Percy pretends to be annoyed, but secretly enjoys watching Ron squirm. He stage-kisses Harry one afternoon when Ron was being particularly annoying.
Fleur laughing as Bill jokingly proposes to Harry at every family gathering
Charlie and Harry talking about adopting dragons together and calling them “our kids”
Harry and Ginny, who actually *are* dating, being obnoxiously lovey-dovey when Ron’s around.
Molly and Arthur going along with it and calling Harry their Seven Time Son-in-Law.
Molly knits Harry his own set of sweaters that are identical to those of her other children.
Harry comes downstairs wearing a different one every morning.
“YOU CANT HAVE ALL MY SIBLINGS HARRY!”
“I’ll fight you, Ronald”
day 13: genderbend ft. the golden trio (hp)
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girls!
for me snirius is strange. canon sirius does not consider snape his equal. he is furious that dumbledore trusts severus
They’re natural enemies with awful tempers, and both were emotionally dependent on their best friends—who ended up marrying each other. They both carry guilt, they’re both deeply dysfunctional adults who never really grew out of adolescence, and every time they’re together, they act like bloody children. They’re two sides of the same coin, and honestly, for anyone who loves a good enemies-to-lovers trope, it makes total sense to ship them. Especially because both characters are complex, contradictory, and have massive personalities—which makes them super fun to explore in a fic. But hey, in the end, it’s all a matter of taste, and everyone vibes with different dynamics.
Personally, what I really love are the fanarts—mostly because they’re hot as hell, and lately, they’re the only place where Sirius is actually characterised properly. Because lately sometimes the image of Sirius in fanarts seems to me cringe as hell.
currently thinking about mary 'female casanova of gryffindor tower' macdonald & sirius 'casanova of hogwarts' black and their LOSER partners. marlene is scared of dragonflies and gets attached to worms and remus is a complete pushover who's so scared of hurting people he stays alone and quiet. UGH. im SICK.
Sirius: *irritated* Just because I can turn into a dog, does NOT mean I act like one.
James: *raises eyebrow* Oh, yeah?
James: *throws quill across the room* Hey Padfoot, go fetch.
Sirius: *actually fighting himself to hold still* I despise you.
Remus: Here, I got an idea.
Remus: *walks over and tips Sirius' chin up with his finger* Who's my good boy?
Sirius: *absolutley melts*
James: *reluctantly impressed* Get a fucking room.
ONE DAY