Would it be insensitive to say I know know who is coming back as Trisha’s kid this early?
Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
god she is always serving cunt.
Some suitor: “Let’s have open arms instead-”
Polites yelling from the Underworld: “KEEP MY PHILOSOPHY OUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH”
okay girlbloggers, js checking, how many of us r actually off-putting and strange irl
when she won’t text me back but i’ve been my grandmas lock screen for the past five years
the pain of hearing your father refer to another’s child as his first and favorite baby as the eldest matches no other
Hi my friend told me to make this
um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors
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