Reblog If Your Blog Is Boopable-safe So You Can Get All The (probably New) Achievements. I Don’t Care

stamp of authenticity - authenticity of being a silly fool

sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

Friendly reminder to check your child's Halloween candy this year, I just found an endless labyrinth of physically-impossible tunnels reflecting the descent into madness of multiple unreliable narrators, each with their own obsessive goal that they pursue to the point of harming themselves inside of a snickers bar

We all agree, right?

AI to write your novel is wrong

A bargain with a demon to write your novel is okay

Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️‍🌈

i want to be someone you'd sacrifice yourself for

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “sonic for real justice” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: justice for mod silver

my buddy mod sonic pacing: mod shadow is lying to us

rhe amount of gender envy nico di angelo gives me is kind of atrocious and concerning