Dear Usamerican High Schoolers Looking For A Way To Resist Fascism: Sit Through The Pledge Of Allegiance.

guys you should get acrylic paint markers i got some for christmas and they're the best

the muppet joker just escaped an attempted crucifixion a few minutes ago, you've missed a ton of chapters

EXCUSE ME? Alright, circle time, someone explain all that happened to me please 🙏

wdym you aren’t in love with me? I have an obvious manic disorder and killer tits

She mojoed in my dojo till i casad on my house

Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

In the app store. straight up “missing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. The jeremy renner app.

AYO???

Tf you mean I have to go to school tomorrow? Tf you mean I can’t wear clown makeup to school? Tf you mean???

Assassinate Him.