hey so, we sent your boyfriend down to a building in new york city - yeah, on whitehall street. we injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected, and selected him. he ended up on the group w bench because he had a criminal record for littering. yeah, no, the sergeant rejected him because he is a popular anti-vietnam war activist. we're sending his fingerprints off to washington. sorry
Y'all do know that Jesters and Harlequins are . . . different, right?
Harlequins may wear similar clothing to a Jester, but there are a lot of differences.
Firstly, Harlequins are completely mute (similar to a mime), whereas Jesters are extremely noisy, and tend to make lewd jokes.
In addition, their diets and preferred performance areas are seperate. Jesters prefer traditional European and Middle Eastern treats (think dates and bread), while Harlequins are primarily carnivorous. Jesters prefer to perform in taverns and ballrooms, while Harlequins enjoy forests and large, cluttered rooms.
Both the bill of rights and constitution pages are down on the official government page. Do NOT let them forget your rights.
Could you make Miku binder Thomas Jefferson?
i made miku binder thomas jefferson in dress to impress
thanks for the request(?)
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pride month 2: electric spookaloo
first animatic ever 😨😨 odypen shippers where are yall
Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
I dreamed that I had a lovely baby girl and a husband, I miss that little life I had... It was so perfect
buying him time
when she won’t text me back but i’ve been my grandmas lock screen for the past five years
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