Gotta Admit, I'm Impressed With Their Dedication To The Bit

rank the kids from "would destroy the batmobile in less than 10 minutes if left alone" to "Bruce wouldn't notice for 2 weeks if you took it for a joyride"

Canonically can't drive – Cassandra

Can drive but can't operate the controls – Duke

He's 3 feet tall, that's a fender bender waiting to happen – Damian

Promptly returned it because he felt bad – Cullen

She's 13 – Carrie

Failed her driving test so many times the DMV just gave her a license so she'd stop bothering them – Stephanie

Tried to pull a quick one as an only child so as punishment he's no longer an only child – Dick

Could pilot it remotely while borrowing her neighbor's WiFi – Barbara

Made it halfway to Central City before getting a ticket – Harper

Slowly stole the parts and reassembled it somewhere else, waiting for the opportunity to pull up next to Bruce with his second secret Batmobile – Jason

Leaves it where it normally is but gaslights Bruce into thinking it's gone – Tim

"Average necron acquires 3 artifacts a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average necron acquires 0 artifacts per year. Trazyn, Overlord of Solemnace, Lord Archaeovist of the Prismatic Galleries, and He-Who-Is-Called-Infinite, who lives in a museum & acquires over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

There once was a doctor named Freud

have you ever thought about slapping Aurora into a book? i think it'd look great on my shelf and it'd be easier to annoy my friends with 😎

oh right I can talk about this now

mm fulled of eggs

HOW TO SHAKESPEARE

HERE’S THE LATEST SERIES OF THINGS. THIS IS YOUR SHAKESPEARE STARTER KIT. IF YOU PARSE THROUGH THESE A LITTLE BIT YOU’LL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND A LOT BETTER OR AT LEAST BULLSHIT YOUR WAY THROUGH YOUR CLASS A LOT MORE CONVINCINGLY.

BRIEF BIO

FOLIO VS. QUARTO

TYPES OF PLAYS

AUTHORSHIP AND DUBIOUSNESS

THE LANGUAGE OF SHAKESPEARE

HOW TO READ THIS SHIT

HOW TO CLOSE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK IS IAMBIC PENTAMETER? (BONUS CLEAN VERSION)

HOW THE FUCK IS IT A SHAKESPEAREAN SONNET?

VERSE VS. PROSE

USING VERSE AND PROSE

HOW TO: THOU/THEE/THY/THINE/YE

HOW TO USE -ETH/-EST

IF YOU WANT MORE INFO OR NEED CLARIFICATION LEMME KNOW. ALSO TELL ME IF YOU WANT A CLEAN VERSION OF A POST OR GRAPHIC TO USE AS AN EDUCATIONAL TYPE THING. YOU CAN FIND ALL OF THESE POSTS TAGGED ‘GENERAL’ &/OR ‘HOW TO’ 

Video essays about Superman that I like:

Satirizing Superman & Superman: Collateral Damage by Overly Sarcastic Productions

Superman Isn’t Jesus 1, 2 and 3 by Pillar of Garbage

World of Cardboard and Holy Cow. by Implicitly Pretentious (and a bunch of other videos on the channel!)

I Spent the Night with Superman and Superman is a Love Story by HiTop Films

Superman 1978 retrospective by Rowan J Coleman and retrospectives for movies after that

I'm starting a collection (X, X, X, X)

BONUS: