Mutual 1: I Want To Turn That Man's Prostate Into Silly Putty

the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings

toh x omori

combining my 2 favorite fandoms because why not

if you’re gonna introduce me to something new you have to defeat my 7 evil ex hyperfixations

Firestar, to Scourge after he "kills" him: *laughing* You fool... I HAVE SEVENTY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

what if miraculous characters had tumblr

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i want you all to know that if anyone gets akumatized on tuesday im quitting i have three tests and a part time job go to therapy

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YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL

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ladybug is 25? she should have been at da club...

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im literally a minor

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sometimes i want to kill myself but then i remember i havent seen my friends figure out their romantic tension yet and ive gotten too invested

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Buy the New Gabriel Perfume here!

Carefree. Dreamy. Radiant.

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@ladybug excuse me???

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WRONG BLOG

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ladybug is horny heritage post

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i just want everyone who posts adrien velocity gif edits on here to know that he's really just some white guy

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real

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dni if you're parisian because how on earth is NO other city getting akumatized...yall need to pack up the drama queen attitude im sick of seeing you on the news

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Please stop voting for my dad...

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my nanny/stepmother/secretary said that "women should be allowed to murder their bosses with no repurcussions" she would do numbers on here

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AITA for causing 80% of the akumas in paris or do you all hate women

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i keep asking ladybug to hang out with me but she keeps blowing me off do u think she's cheating on me????

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WE'RE NOT DATING STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT IM CHEATING ON YOU

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do u guys want a part two i have sm of these kdjshgjhdsg

i just. i had to. this concept is so funny to me.

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ladybug accidentally thirst qrts a tweet w pics of chat noir that she meant to PRIVATE quote retweet but she was sloppy and sleep deprived so she deletes it the second alya spam calls her about what the fuck she just did to the internet and then she goes on record to say that she was HACKED -> stay safe out there u guys!! remember ur 2 factor authentification!!! the next day the ladyblog releases a poll asking the people whether they think she was hacked or not. 99.9% no votes (the two yeses were ladybug herself and chat noir after she bullied him during patrol but he made like 20 spam accounts to vote no when he went home)

Could you argue that Godzilla is a Dragon? No pressure, just curious.

my hot take hardline Tolkien stance is that Godzilla is the ONLY proper dragon in all of cinema