character who is exactly My Type™️ of fave: exists
me:
I love the skaven so much because Games Workshop just throws all setting technology rules out the window. If the Skaven get enough warpstone, fuck it they make giant electric hamster wheels. They build a god damn portal in Vermintide. They make a rocket ship in Total War.
Like the world is stuck in the late Renaissance with some firearms and maybe some steam powered technology and there are the rat men throwing together laser cannons out of wood and glowing green rocks.
if ur lgb reblog with your One Straight Ship that u will stan without a doubt. mines mulder and scully from the x files
Yaoi paddles
Praying your parents don’t see anything weird when they’re dropping you off
Yelling “buttscratcher” and at least 10 people yelling back.
Org XIII cosplayers as far as the eye can see
“The Game”
Free Hugs
Glomps
The banning of Glomps
The paranoia of cosplaying Sauske, Naruto, Sora, or Riku because you know someone has a Yaoi paddle and they’re watching your ass like Wile E. Coyote watches the Roadrunner
Homestuck invasion
Not being able to cosplay or enjoy One Piece without some asshole screaming the 4Kids theme at you
Cat ears
Seriously how did Yaoi Paddles stick around for so long? You would never get away with that today. You’d probably go to jail for that behavior
i’m smart-passing
I’ve been slaughtering those repulsive Skaven in Vermintide 2. Yes, I’m a dirty Hanzo main. 1v1 ME FORTNITE LET’S GO
2 am to 10:30 am is prime sleep schedule
“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”
mothmana's personal. WV/PA. cosplayer, hot librarian, academic cryptid
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