OSHA Is Asleep Post Load-bearing Tree

Cool game, btw.

Only true convention veterans will remember

Yaoi paddles

Praying your parents don’t see anything weird when they’re dropping you off

Yelling “buttscratcher” and at least 10 people yelling back.

Org XIII cosplayers as far as the eye can see

“The Game”

Free Hugs

Glomps

The banning of Glomps

The paranoia of cosplaying Sauske, Naruto, Sora, or Riku because you know someone has a Yaoi paddle and they’re watching your ass like Wile E. Coyote watches the Roadrunner

Homestuck invasion

Not being able to cosplay or enjoy One Piece without some asshole screaming the 4Kids theme at you

Cat ears

Seriously how did Yaoi Paddles stick around for so long? You would never get away with that today. You’d probably go to jail for that behavior

my soul leaving my body, but with one of those slide whistle sound effects

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

Ubersreik Five Ranked By Alcohol Tolerance:

1) Bardin: Has had a nonzero BAC for over a century

2) Sienna: Can actually drink most people under the table. ("The alcohol burns off, darlings!")

3) Kruber: Average tolerance, but has had a lot of practice.

4) Kerillian: Complete lightweight, gets competitive with the 'mayflies', which makes it worse.

5) Saltzpyre: Blacks out after 2 glasses of wine.

This is canon and i will not be hearing objections at this time

2 am to 10:30 am is prime sleep schedule

The X-Files, jose chung’s ‘from outer space’ (3x20) / instagram.