just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar
my soul leaving my body, but with one of those slide whistle sound effects
Allright, I kinda have a “Vermintide” period of life xD Idk. But Markus… Holy Sigmar, Markus… So here are some sketches
OP this is truly a gift. You made my day
(Also you write/draw a perfect saltzpyre LOL)
A late Vermintine Valentine. Vermintine! Valentide! I don’t know!
A few facts:
Yes, that arrow went through the plate gauntlet. Don’t mess with Kerillian.
I don’t know who would make chocolate, but I assume someone did. Lizardmen? Pirates? Emo elves?
Bretonnia makes the best wine, or so they say. I believe Karl Franz would not stand idly by and let the Reikland’s vineyards fall behind.
I am unclear on whether sisters of Shallya are like nuns or not re:sinful desire.
The word concupiscence is amazing but I’m pretty sure I used it wrong. I mean Saltzpyre used it wrong.
Is it 2524? Is it 2523 still? Is it somehow 2525? I’m not up on my Vermintide End Times timekeeping.
I could not be arsed to properly map the keep, so let’s say they’ve been remodeling.
Why did I do this? I do not know. But now it is done, and this cursed comic is out there, to curse in turn all those who gaze upon it.
I love the skaven so much because Games Workshop just throws all setting technology rules out the window. If the Skaven get enough warpstone, fuck it they make giant electric hamster wheels. They build a god damn portal in Vermintide. They make a rocket ship in Total War.
Like the world is stuck in the late Renaissance with some firearms and maybe some steam powered technology and there are the rat men throwing together laser cannons out of wood and glowing green rocks.
When you're being executed and they bring out the bathtub full of holy water
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