This reminded me of these two specific images, while imagining possible future scenarios.
I’m kinda lost in One Piece…. I did see Zoro
Mihawk: Crocodile, I was thinking of us arranging a marriage between my son and yours
Crocodile: Zoro won’t marry Luffy
Mihawk: and what’s wrong with my boy?
Crocodile: nothing’s wrong with Zoro, but Luffy wouldn’t marry him either.
Mihawk: -frown- why?
Crocodile: Luffy’s 19 let him just be free from marriage contracts, I said No Hancock!
Hancock: he should marry me.
Crocodile: No! No one is marrying Luffy! Also why are you asking me not Garp?
Hancock: Dragon laughed at me.
Mihawk: Garp did to me as well.
Crocodile: and Why not Ivankov?
Hancock: He laughed and said only his prefect Princess who went through bride training can, and then when i demanded he teach me, he laughed and Sicced that Sabo on me.
Crocodile: did you ask Shanks?
Mihawk: Shanks’ eye twitched and his crew told me to run.
Crocodile: Buggy?
Hancock: and Why Buggy?
Crocodile: He’s Shanks’ husband!
Hancock: we could try
Mihawk: Don’t bother, Buggy has probably heard from Shanks about our questions
Zoro: -walks in- Luffy’s been in love with that shitty cook since we found him on that fish boat restaurant. Shit how did I get here?
revenge <3
Karl justifying the reasons for his science experiments:
Tagging: @liannelara-dracula
This:
Buggy’s dragging Shanks away from the party, neither crew make a move to put a stop to it, having grown too used to the sight. They hear him yelling at Shanks at his audacity and how dare he think he could just show up like nothing happened. As soon as Shanks and Buggy are sure they’re well out of their crews’ sight and ear shot, Shanks pushes Buggy against the wall and kisses him in earnest, knocking the breath out of his lungs, Buggy kisses him back and they get lost in how good it feels. Until, they hear something shatter behind them, they both freeze, and slowly turn their heads towards the noise. Yasopp looks between both captains, internally giggling at how ridiculous his captain looks so dazed with red lipstick marks all over his face, and starts shouting, “I KNEW IT! EVERYONE SAID I WAS CRAZY OR THAT I WAS LYING, BUT NOW THISE SUCKERS OWE ME HAHAHA!”
*Literally almost everyone*
Zoro:
*Meanwhile Luffy&Sanji*
Sanji in the bi au is out, no one knows only because no one asks and he has a very obvious preference for women. So the first time Ace come on board and starts flirting with the cook, everyone is flabbergasted that Sanji so openly flirts back.
Luffy is used to having people come onto his brother so he's unbothered by it all. But Zoro is so taken aback he approaches him with it.
Zoro: So what, now you're into men?
Sanji: Have been for a while but he's the only one man on this ship who flirts like a normal human being.
Zoro absolutely speechless: ...
Sanji: If you're done here I have dishes to wash. Go bother someone else
The next few days Zoro just stares at Ace like his life depended on it. On one hand to study him what he's doing that Zoro can't, on the other because how dare he??? Luffy catches him while he's watching Sanji and Ace interacting.
Luffy: What are you doing?
Zoro: Observing...
Luffy: Nami said you're jealous. But if you also want goodnight kisses from Sanji you can just ask
Zoro even more taken aback: Also???
Luffy: Does he not kiss you goodnight?... hm, weird...
After a few weeks Zoro gathers up the courage to ask for a goodnight kiss.
my fav barbie girl <3
I love dragon btw
The most important question in One Piece.
Don't dissopoint me guys. 🤡