Seeing People On Twitter Calling The New Banner Cringe And Saying They’re Gonna Skip While I’ve Already

Listen. Sometimes I just want to be held like this, okay? 😭

THIS CALEB COSPLAY!!!

Twitter: @/wiru_son

Infold stop being cowards and call Caleb a siscon in the English ver

I’m so horny for the LaDS rn plz send fics 😩

MC: So, do you have a crush?

Caleb: Well, duh. Of course I do.

MC, frowns: Huh. She must be very cute then.

Caleb, without even looking at MC: You're so narcissistic sometimes.

MC: !!

Morning Routines with Sylus

Ever since marrying Sylus, (Name) had perfected the art of slipping out of Sylus’s iron grip without waking him.

She had to—her work started at 7 AM, and he only went to bed at 5.

Carefully, she eased herself out of his embrace, moving like a trained assassin. The moment his arms loosened, she slid away, only for Sylus to stir slightly, his brow furrowing as if already missing her warmth.

(Name) quickly grabbed a pillow and slipped it into his arms. Like a cat seeking comfort, Sylus instinctively buried his face in it, relaxing again.

She stifled a giggle. Too easy.

With her temporary victory, she tiptoed out of the bedroom, heading to the kitchen for her usual morning coffee.

Sitting on a stool, she let out a content sigh as she took a sip—

Only for a familiar black and red mist to suddenly swirl around her waist and coffee mug.

Before she could react, her cup was gently pulled from her hands and placed on the counter.

And then—she was lifted into the air.

"—Hey!" She yelped as the mist effortlessly maneuvered her out of the kitchen, down the hall, and back into the bedroom.

Before she knew it, she was back in bed, wrapped snugly in Sylus’s embrace.

A deep, sleepy chuckle rumbled against her ear.

"Did you think you could escape me so easily, kitten?" Sylus murmured, his voice husky from sleep.

(Name) huffed in amusement, pressing a hand to his chest. "Sysy, I have to work."

"Mmm… no." He buried his face into her neck, arms tightening around her as if she were his most treasured possession.

She sighed, knowing there was only one way out of this.

Leaning in, she pressed a soft kiss to his cheek.

Then another.

And another.

By the fifth kiss, Sylus groaned, reluctantly loosening his grip. "Fine. 10 more minutes."

(Name) laughed, victorious once again.

"Deal." She snuggled into his warmth, knowing full well she’d have to escape again soon.

This was inspired by an art drawing from twitter, and i had to write it as a hc for my mc's version LMAO THIS IS WAY WAY TOO CUTE AND SO SO SYLUS CODED i love marriage life imagines w sylus, i love my man so much i hope u guys could tell

:3 Xavier ita bag (ft Sylus) (more on the way)

Anon thank u I can’t wait to write about that ask

Hey I know you don’t do pregnancy so discard this if it’s too closely related for you! Personally, I can’t do pregnancy or kids either but love a man who wants to fill me up.

Do you think Caleb has a breeding kink?

Okay I hate pregnancy and children but being filled?? Bro im begging for it. I would argue that Caleb prefers finishing inside, but not to the point of it being a kink if that makes sense. More so he just can’t control himself once he’s inside and ends up cumming inside regardless of intent 😇

I used to hate “pipsqueak” ngl.. but now? Immediate boner