Fellow Buddie Shippers Please Stop Harassing The Official 911 Accounts About The Ship And Trying To Bully

Neil Josten

Illustrations from MAGIC: STAGE ILLUSIONS AND SCIENTIFIC DIVERSIONS, INCLUDING TRICK PHOTOGRAPHY (1897).

Someone draw first book Neil and Matt as this, PLEASE

robert era westeros dashboard simulation

🫁 maidenless

JON ARRYN DEAD 🦀🦀🦀

🐉 rhaegarsvalyria—deactivated

imagine you are lost targaryen princess danaerys marrying your dear brother, prince viserys targaryen 🤍👰🏼‍♀️

📜 citadelscribe

deactivated… king robert got them

🐺 starkupdates

if you don’t speak politics ned’s basically saying ‘not this time, cunt - papa wolf ned isn’t letting you fuck with his pack. while we’re at it, you’re a terrible jouster, bitch!’ to jaime lannister. who else is doing it like him!!

🥘 bowlofbrown

crying at this they’re both lords they DO NOT care if you live or die. what’s wrong with you people

🌞 bowedbentbroken

aren’t their families literally intermarrying

🪵 riverlandspussy

serfs would stan a dog if it was landed

🐊 lizardlion

bracken dick would be good if they didn’t talk about how much better they fuck than the blackwoods the entire time

🌳 oldegodluvrr

why house blackwood stays 🔛🔝

🗝 livesbythefingers

i have terrible news about what blackwoods also talk about during sex

🔥 melisandre

the red represents projected support for STANNIS BARATHEON - king robert’s once and future HEIR

🦑 saltmalewife

shitting myself at this

🐦 muttonmouthed

stannis there’s doubts near the bloody gate watch out !!

💘 luckylikestcriston

🎭 silkyourstreet

every so often someone accidentally reinvents the fourth council of baelor

🦀 celtigwhore

how is crone not sweeping do you people hate women

🫁 maidenless

JON ARRYN STILL DEAD 🦀🦀🦀

🐴 littlestfrey

why are we celebrating? what did he do? /gen

📜 citadelscribe

known cuckold

🌞 bowedbentbroken

do you think littlefinger and varys ever no i shan’t say

🪸 patchpatchpatchface

on earth, the lords eat roast, and the peasants gruel !! in hell, the lords eat gruel, and the peasants roast !!

🪨 dragonstoner

another patchface banger

🦑 saltmalewife

the man cannot miss

It's always "Worry about real children" until people do worry about the real children GROWN ASS ADULTS wrote porn of on ao3. Real child actors, real random teenagers, real children. Those are all things allowed on ao3 and as much as i love fanfiction i care about children more. you people are so dumb for trying to defend this people, "it's just fantasies" YOU SHOULDN'T BE FANTASIZING ABOUT CHILDREN IN THE FIRST PLACE 🤦‍♀️

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Sure loser in your delusions, canon says otherwise

hop off my dick bro 💀💀 i don’t know you you don’t know me why’d you go through the effort to send me this stop d riding 💯

OK THAT'S IT

GET THE AESTHETIC COUNCIL

WHAT

THE

FUCK

IS

THIS AESTHETIC

CALLED!!!!!!

and if you reply with "hehe Tim burton aesthetic" or "goth" I will feed you to the rising tides.

BECAUSE THERE IS THREE ONGOING THEMES HERE OF A MIXTURE OF THE CIRCUS, THE SEA, AND VICTORIAN ERA ALL TOGETHER AT ONCE OR ALMOST, WELL HAVING FADED COLORS AND JAGGED SPOOKY LINE-ART AND I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS BECAUSE THERE'S TOO MUCH OF IT TO IGNORE NOW JUST TO LEAVE IT IN SEPARATE LABELS.

SOMEBODY PUT A "CORE" ON THIS SHIT, THIS FEELS LIKE A MISSING "CORE"

IT'S LIKE DARK ACADEMIA

BUT IT HAS THE EMOTION OF DARK CABARET MUSIC.

AND ALL OF IT SMELT OF THEE AFTERMATH OF A MUSICAL, RUM, AND POVERTY and sad clowns...and the moon always has a creepy smug face....

And Don't forget to sprinkle dead dreams from tragedy✨

I mean I personally would like to call it GrimCore, FeverdreamGoth, or CabaretCore. but I don't know, tell me what you think. 🌜🌞🎪🎭⚓🥀🍷🍾

Update: someone suggested CabaretCore

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If you hate Toshiro you'll die and go to hell

Fantasy Guide to Writing a Royal Family

Royal families usually rule the plot and world of your novel. They are complex, decadent and murderous. How can we write such a large complex entity?

Family Tree

You need to make a list of the royals in your story. Add dates of birth and death. Who is whose brother? Mother? Father? It is easy to work backwards from the royals today back to the past. How does your character inherit the crown? Or how close are they to the throne? Add in uncles, aunts, cousins. Keep going until it feels expansive.

A history

Now that you have a family tree, you have to create a history. How did the family come into power? Is there any mad monarchs, heroes and saints in the family of the past? A World of Ice and Fire, gives us chapters on every Targaryen King to rule Westeros. A history gives a family a grounded feel and a rich background. This can explain the motives of a character in a crown

Infighting

Royals can be volatile. If you are a step close to the throne, you want that shit. You will kill to get it. Royal families are guilty of infighting. Cousins will fight for supremacy. Sisters battle sisters over rights and honours. Brothers may turn to murder to dispatch each other. Royal families will almost always devour themselves. Like the Houses of York and Lancaster did, leaving the House of Tudor to swoop in and get the crown.

Danger

Royals are at the top so they fall hard. People will come to cast them down. Whether it’s the people or a rival family or a foreign invader, your royal family is in grave danger.

In most cases, the boys of a royal family are slaughtered as in the Plantaganets of England with the Princes in the Tower. The Plantaganet princesses were married to Tudor bannermen or sent to a nunnery. In some bad cases, everyone dies.

The Russian/Bolshevik Revolution murdered the entire royal family: the Tsar, the Tsarina, the four grand duchesses and the tsarevitch, leaving only a couple of cousins living abroad.

In some cases the family is exiled. This is the best case scenario as they can try come back at some point. An example of this is Bonny Prince Charlie and his father.

Vox Populi

How do the people receive your royals? Do they love them? Or do they despise them? Most royal families get mixed reviews. If they do good works like giving the people peace, they are loved. Over taxation can change the people’s opinions and turn them against your royals.

Titles

Not all royals have a title. The further away from the throne you are, the less likely you have a Royal title. Prince William’s kids get the title. Prince George’s children and grandchildren will get the titles prince and princess but only the children of Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis will get it but not their grandchildren.