It Has Been 4 Years And I Still Have No Idea Who The Fuck That Was

Ed-e my love

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

When they first started dating, my best friend's boyfriend was like, "I just kinda feel like you two are uncomfortably close sometimes. All of my friends agree that it's really weird, and I think we need to establish some boundaries."

And I sat him down and gave him this huge speech, like, "Listen, the ability to maintain intimate, long-lasting friendships is a sign that your partner is well-adjusted! It's a little worrying that you're feeling insecure about your partner having a healthy, normal friendship."

Only for her to walk in two seconds later and say, "This drink is disgusting, you have to try it," and, instead of offering me a sip, take a huge swig and spit it directly into my mouth from like three feet away.

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

Tired bumblebees fallen asleep inside some flowers with pollen on their butts. https://ift.tt/2IeFsQP

Sleepy brownie

Bored vodka.

TW// INHUMANE TREATMENT AGAINST UYGHUR MUSLIMS