The Crab

obsessed w this guy on the elden ring subreddit people have been telling stories about. they were summoning for the hardest boss in the game and came across a sign for a player wearing nothing but a jar on his head called "let me solo her" and when people summon him this dude is pulling the cleanest fucking kills youve ever seen. he came forward on the subreddit and posted a gameplay vid and it is the smoothest nine minutes of elden ring on the planet

if you ever see a summon sign in these games for a player wearing no armour you get that person immediately bc whatever theyre about to do it is going to be insane and you have to see it

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

One of the things that makes The Chocolate Guy so enduring in his appeal is that he doesn't cheat. The truth is when you see those strange-items-as-cake videos, 98% of the time it's fondant piled on top of some barely sculpted sponge. But chocolate guy -- sure he uses food coloring here and there, but he'll use all sorts of fruits, candy mixtures, and of course the most *delicately* sculpted chocolate to create his insane contraptions. He's taken chocolate to a lathe before. And that's infinitely more fascinating than yet another instance of edible play-doh being used to make a shoe, or whatever.

Someone on /v/ drew this and I wish I knew who. It always makes me laugh.

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

It was I, batman. I changed the app layout!

you absolute *bastard*

Toph’s delight during this scene is incredible

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs