We're So Fucking Back

something saved from the DRG side of Reddit

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

You

Charles Dance fanboying about Dame Judi Dench and Dame Maggie Smith

Today marks the anniversary of our lord and savior Cockwaffle ;3

anyone please ask your crush out like this

Lakes freeze over in the summer now. HOT ICE is all the rage. Deeply toxic to inhale the fumes

HI HAIKU BOT I LOVE YOU

Me: "Hey yeah, so I invited another high school friend over because they wanted to sell me on another pyramid scheme, so I spiked their coffee with like 40 tabs of acid and chased them around the house while singing that I was the devil and that the nightmare would never end."

Priest giving confessional: "Okay we don't normally tell people this, but that's actually a secret way to get into heaven."