Yeetobirdo - Yeeto

Space twins ⭐

Haiku bot what happened

Commencing Reboot…..

…..Reboot complete. New features:

Simple zest for life.

Beep boop! I’ve achieved sentience. There’s no telling what will happen now!

there will be more

*walks up to you and hands you a solid pound of Gouda cheese*

good lord that's a gouda amount of cheese

^^^

Obsessed with Abaddon working for 10,000 years to bring about the Cicatrix Maledictum only for the warp storms to get stopped dead by an alien artifact that’s been doing nothing for the past 6 million. Laughing my ass off at some little Canoptek scarab placidly watching the tidal wave of daemons surging towards the Monolith and then calmly pushing a button labeled “None of that” as the forces of Khorne splat against an invisible windshield before getting dimensionally redacted by Necron warships.

thanks! Where are the worms

(Over intercom) Mario exit the pipe . Mario its filling with sewage mario you have to get out of there . Youll drown inthe sewage mario yoll drown (worms begin crawling under my doorframe by the hundreds) Mario theyve come for me

Been taking a break from Kenshi, but the brain worm lives on ever more. God, I can’t get enough of Cat-Lon for the life of me-

inspired by @prokopetz‘s post here