“CuNTs” Omg-

my roommate who is like. the most straight laced cis dude ever. just came into the living room and said "the masculine urge to get pregnant." then stood there for a second before leaving silently.

Tell sans to slap that weeping nutsack back to the place where it came from or so god help me

Jiblet Neutron crying to his close friend, Blue Dye Hair Sans

This is what an evil boop looks like.

THIS IS THE SAME GUY?!?!?! KING

I will sauté you.

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

Luigi Mangione could be getting the death penalty…

This man is innocent, his appearance and build doesn’t match that of the killers, the only “motive” he had was a convenient written confession showing that he supposedly viewed healthcare companies as “parasitic” and too expensive (which does somewhat contradict the actual killers actions) he had said note and the murder weapon conveniently on him while living his ordinary life, the killer held the gun in his right hand while Luigi is left-handed, Luigi and the Killer were potentially seen simultaneously, they wore slightly different coats.

The NYPD KNOW these are different people, they know the evidence is lacking, this isn’t a mistaken identity, it’s framing, they are trying to make themself appear to still be control by catching this man, humiliating him, killing him, when they know full well that the person they are prosecuting ISNT EVEN THE RIGHT GUY! This is an injustice! This is not a fair trial! This is downright tyranny!

”glitter glue”

#dcatober24 day 7

When you finally start to process everything you did as a bitchass flower

“Stay still you little fuck!” (WIP)

God do I love the Varlet. And good day to whoever’s following me, hope y’all are well.

Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself