You Should Probably Make Some Sandwiches From Him And His Friends, Remeber No Crust. Its The Way He Likes

GUYS YALL BROS DUDES FOLKS IM STUCK IN THE WEWORK LIFT

Famous? I was famous once. They took away my site. My fanfic site. My fanfic site with social aspects. And the social aspects were removed.

bill: What’s a controversial opinion you have that you’d like to share?

MOST OF MY OPINIONS ARE CONTREVERSIAL CONSIDERING I LIKE RIPPING TEETH OUT OF ANIMAL MOUTHS. MOST OF YOU FREAKS LOVE DEAR OLD AXOLOTL, DONTCHA? TAKE THIS FOR CONTREVERSIAL; THAT FRILLY MORON IS GOOD FOR NOTHING BUT CAUSING TROUBLE AND COSMIC ANNOYANCE.

Dont feel bad.Trust me, he deserves it

Huh, well, alrighty then. I mean, if you say so, but what exactly did he do?

He keeps poking into every room that's but he can't reach the doorknob on the outside doors

Readying the balloon!!

have another question bill, how many dimensions are you planning or have thought of taking over after you have concurred this one? haveyou tried concuring any other besides earth? (ignore the last part if its to hard to answer)

ALL OF THEM. OBVIOUSLY. OF COURSE IVE TRIED, (AND SUCCEEDED!!!), TO CONQUER OTHER DIMENSIONS. ILL BE RULER OF ALL IN NO TIME.

I very vividly remember that once I had a dream where I was in some fandom crossover x MLP infection Au and my goal in the dream was to make a deal with Bill to get him to turn everything back to normal. (I was disappointed when I woke up before I could make the deal.)

Anyways so I'd willingly make a deal with Bill. All hail Bill Cipher :3

WHY THE HELL WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP PONIES.

MY HUMAN IS SLEEPING AND IM BORED. ENTERTAIN ME MORTALS.

hey bill, have you ever listened to sodikken? they make very wierdcore songs. not at all like uncanny but for some reason my brain thought of it while listening to it (i think the thought was already in my mind but was just triggered by it for some reason. don't ask me why, i have no clue). you might like it, its very random.

actually it might be too random. you might be right about my music taste... i usually just steal from others. anyway i recommend listening to redmageddon

IVE LISTENED TO THEM. PARTS OF THEIR SONGS ARE NICE, LYRICS ARE GREAT BUT I LIKE WHEN THE WORDS FIT THE BEAT.

by the way, Azure, have you set up any ground rules with bill or taken any precautions? since he's living under your roof for the time being, i think he should know what he can or can't do.

I was thinking more, I'd set things up as we go. I mean, he knows the basics, don't kill my pets (or me) and don't destroy shit, I did end up having to hide the knives though. I'm kinda bad at thinking of these kinds of things ahead of time. Need an initiator, yknow?

sounds like him, the lil cheater. just cause he can bend the rules of reality doesn't mean he can ignore the rules of chess, he's so silly sometimes

he's still pouting about how he lost!! I had to give him an apology brownie. Silly Billy.