Starting To Reconsider Scaring Him...he Seems Scared Enough

Have you ever tried ice cream before? Do you have a favorite

HAVENT. NOT A SWEETS KINDA GUY. WE DO HAVE SOME, SO ONCE THE HUMAN WAKES UP I COULD ASK. ID GET IT MYSELF BUT. TOP SHELF.

well.. you could say please? And compliment his angles? I guess? Idk I’m not good with this sorta stuff.

and if by chance if he DOES ask you to do anything, accept it without question. He won’t do anything shady, I promise!! I mean, how could you not trust that adorable lil’ guy? Just look at his bow tie!!

Hm...I'll think about it!! But first I kinda need to apologize for blasting awful music at him 😭.. maybe once he likes me a little more

Boooo get off the stage

AS YOU HUMANS LOVE TO SAY, WOMP WOMP.

Eepy time...I'll be back around 530 est

Axolotl and sixers give him trust issues, might want to keep them out of reach. don't want your belongs getting distroyed, also don't lock him in rubber rooms after mentioning axolotls, he's gonna distroy the room if you do

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Good thing I don't have rubber rooms!! (..who does?)

I'm not entirely sure what a sixer is.

My room is off limits anyway, and that's where I put all the axolotl themed stuff, so it should be fine!! Strange little man.

This lil guy popped up in my house and refuses to get out of that corner...he hisses at me when I get close, I need my shoes send help

(CREDITS TO @squidflavoredsoup FOR THE IDEA!!)

What happened to your floating? Have you just been content with living on the floor or can you physically not, not ment to be an insult, just curious

PERSONAL BIZ. IF YOU WANT INFORMATION FROM ME, YOULL HAVE TO OFFER SOMETHING FIRST.

I WILL SAY, CONSIDERING I CONTINUOUSLY COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO REACH THE TOP SHELF, THE ANSWER IS PRETTY OBVIOUS. IDIOT.

I WON. EVERY TIME.

Im not even that good at chess.. he just kept trying to do illegal moves that the app wouldn't let him 😭 wtf