So What Would You Label You And Ford’s Relationship As? Before The Breakup Ofc

both!! Throw a water balloon at him from outside the room and scurry away like a frightened mouse before he can find you!!

Thing is, I don't want my chaise wet...😭

I think what I'm gonna do is let him wake up when I'm gone, and then sneak up and pop a balloon! Maximum sacredness! No clean up!

suuuuure. (i'm watching you. 🫵 👁️👁️)

YOU CANT WATCH ME IF IM WATCHING YOU. THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS. AND DONT SARCASTICALLY SURE ME! I CAN MAKE YOUR BONES INTO MARSHMELLOWS AND EAT THEM!

it’s probably because an axolotl sent him to therapy/prison.

Oh oof skill issue tbf

Eepy time...I'll be back around 530 est

Billy Billy billyyyy~

What if I sand your triangle edges and make them rounded

I. AM. NOT. BILLY! MY NAME IS BILL CIPHER AND I WILL SAND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR LIMBS TO A NUB.

Awww cmon, are you really scared of a triangle? What’s he gonna do, poke ya in the eye with one of his angles? besides, these seemingly innocent symbols he’s drawing COULD be the key to the answers if the universe.. or something.

Fine, geez, I'll ask him again. But only once. Even without being scared it's just common courtesy not to push things!

You guys should...you guys should give me questions to ask Bill... (bats my eyes)

Meet the pets!

(Chow Shepard, ex stray cat, Shepard Malamute, forest puppy, and Saint Shepard!)

I FEEL STABBY. STAB. STAB. STAB. DIE. DIE. DIE. EVERYTHING. DIE. WE'LL FIND YOU. WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE.

(Getting eepy. I'll be back around 6 A.M EST!)