GEUSS MY NAME WILL END AT 5:30.

I WON. EVERY TIME.

Im not even that good at chess.. he just kept trying to do illegal moves that the app wouldn't let him 😭 wtf

He finished coloring... are these his friends??

Fine!! See how you do without me then. I bet you won’t even get her middle name down before you come back begging for help, Cipher.

SHE DOESNT HAVE A MIDDLE NAME!!! PROBABLY!!! FUCK YOU!!!

pspspspspspspsspsps

Rrruff...boof

(Cult of the Lamb hyperfixation hit me like a train 💔💔)

favorite weapons and favorite aesthetic (for both)

The gaurdian sword from BOTW and the Dusk Claymore from TOTK. Two swords though. One for each hand. I don't really have a specific asthetic I like!

MYSELF IS A PRETTY GREAT WEAPON. AS FOR AESTHETIC? BLUE AND YELLOW.

Hmm.. ok, ok.. maybe just.. threaten something she loves? Or hold her at knifepoint idk 🤷

YOURE NOT HELPFUL.

WHO EVEN NEEDS DUMB SALAMANDERS LIKE THEM.

Draw bill eating the brownie with his weird eye

Eye eye... wink

Every dumb thing I say just imagine an airpod low battery noise and a book hitting me in the head

sounds like him, the lil cheater. just cause he can bend the rules of reality doesn't mean he can ignore the rules of chess, he's so silly sometimes

he's still pouting about how he lost!! I had to give him an apology brownie. Silly Billy.