I Got "Nerdy??? Top???"

So.

Why is Hayley Kiyoko so amazing? Like...

Her music is so good, I'm dying.

HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT

So if a porn bot reblogs and puts a link to your selfies you can do this

SO IF A PORN BOT PUTS A LINK TO A PORN SITE/VIRUS YOU CAN FOLLOW THESE STEPS TO HAVE IT REMOVED. ALSO IF ANY REMOVES THE ORIGINAL CAPTION OF YOUR POST TO BOOST THEIR BLOG YOU CAN REPORT THEM (AND GET THEM REMOVED) TOO.

YOU CAN ALSO FILE A DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) AGAINST THEM TOO. http://tumblr.com/dmca 

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i just wanted you guys to know theres a porn parody of the force awakens and just when this storm trooper dude starts feeling this bitch up, kylo came in and started doing his usual tantrum shit in the background unprovoked, meanwhile oblivious to all thats happening and let me tell you no porn has ever cut me so off guard and brought me to tears in .01 seconds until now

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

Reblog if you agree pansexuality is real and support pansexual people

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

Ya know.

I'm really out here, loving my friends.

Even the short jokes.

you can only reblog this today

hey, guys!! delirious turned down potentially winning lots of money to protect his identity.

hopefully now, everyone telling him it’s “so easy” to just “turn on the webcam” will finally realize that he is absolutely serious about keeping his identity secret.

the guy turned down a massive amount of money for privacy. stop being assholes by bombarding him for a reveal.

this has been a psa :)