If That Overpowered Psychic Saiki Kusuo Has An Account:

*taps eyes* is this thing on

so my lil cousin was searching for soy sauce.

he took a bottle of soy sauce, read its label 'kecap manis' -which literally translates to sweet soy sauce- and he was like "oma, I cant find the soy sauce, this is not it"

i looked at him for a solid second and was like 'gimme dat' snatching the bottle of soy sauce from him. and he was like 'nah dis aint it, trust me'

i read the label it literally says kecap manis

'read the label'

'yeah i did, see? it says *while pointing out the words hes reading*

ke cap ma ni-

he stopped. realizing his mistake.

'dont. shut up.'

Bam as a parent

Baby: *cries*

Bam: Shh, it’s okay little buddy, one day you’ll learn how to do this on the inside

Darling in the FranXX - episode 11

Mitsuru x Kokoro

nothing but osamu being proud

hello. do you aspire to be like a classmate of mine who has the audacity to ask "do you know what idioms mean sir?" to an english teacher who teaches A-level english?

cause i definitely do.

“Resting bitch face? No, not resting. Purposeful bitch face. I want you to know that I am done and tired of your shit.”

— Mayuzumi Chihiro

Semi: What are you doing?

Tendou: I’m confronting the person who ruined my life.

Semi: Tendou, you’re yelling at a mirror-

A Good Day to be a Dog has no right to be as great as it is and people need to enjoy it more

she had the face of an angel, a snow angel though