yippeeitsanxiety
She/They || Just reblogging stuff くコ:彡
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At the moment how I feel
"ccute baby bunny compilation" "cutest rabbit videos!" "cute bunny so sweet every video" NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal
Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
genuinely in tears over this fucking video
i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i'd like it more if it played the amen break during it
[muttering to myself as I rifle through ancient tomes and scrolls] girl on girl... girl on girl... [getting increasingly agitated] where is it. WHERE IS IT!!! DAMN AND BLAST!!! [throws a dagger across the room, slitting my lackey's throat and embedding in the center of a mural of a lily flower. the flower depresses into the wall, and an unseen mechanism begins to click. the wall opens up, revealing rows of shelves stacked high with dusty old tomes.] [I walk into the room, kicking my lackey's corpse out of the way] [I pick up a book and leaf through it] [it's yaoi]
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Sacred image
in the club freakin it in a sensitive style
Readies my attack animation
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TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY
Hungarian swords, 14th century, at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul. The middle sword is 8ft long
like where did it come from i was literally doing a silly little art and craft
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There seems to be a lotus blooming in my askbox. Let's all fold our hands behind our backs maturelike and view it for a moment
i left twitter a while ago, might as well post these here
underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense
I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles
The Australian Ballet is doing Alice in Wonderland again and on one hand I’ve seen it before, and on the other, their Queen of Hearts has my favourite costume in anything every
Whoever the hell this guy is he would be making numbers here
nosferatu (2024) is so fucking funny. they did this joke twice
bumping your OCs ages up every few years because they’re starting to feel like infants to you. reblog if you agree.
CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."
OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]
Ok, this house is weird. Firstly, I was wondering what was up w/the garage door.
Turns out it's a mirror. Built in 1955 in Palm Springs, CA, it's been remodeled and you must see the choices. 3bds, 3ba, 2,319 sq ft, $1,499,999.
Check out the floor, like a mass murder scene.
Conversation pit decorated with a sofa and tables. Was this once a hot tub?
The stains continue throughout the kitchen.
Two lone side chairs in a corner.
Gray cement walls in the kitchen.
Snacks for the buyers?
Looking out toward the pool from the pit.
Cement dining table. I think it's built-in. It also appears to have a convenient electrical outlet.
It's such a huge space to fill. The sun is casting shadows, but it looks like there are steps here.
The glass wall opens to the pool.
There's a shower room here, but it's open. At least the shower & toilet are behind a wall.
The bedrooms and baths have floors that look watercolor stained. Interesting how they put the bed partly under the arch.
The bed from behind. Is that a fridge?
The ensuite is big, but so sparse and spread out. I would've expected a sink under the neon mirror. This is so ugly.
The secondary bedroom is plain and has floating nightstands installed.
The primary bedroom has folding doors to the patio.
Out by the pool, it looks like they repainted the statues pink and black, themselves. The lamp is broken.
Matching statues.
Nice fruit tree.
Fancy ceiling lights in the garage.
.28 acre lot.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2275-E-Belding-Dr-Palm-Springs-CA-92262/18019319_zpid/
important confession
i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.
yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch